Show agod jok aft OF SIGNAL SERVICE you look very sad pad little boy sald said tuo benevolent old lady can I 1 bo be ot of any help to you the little boy who had been read ing a class clasa of literature beloved of hla his kind threw down the book arid and struck an attitude hist old woman he declared thou canet be of signal service to mo me an thou wilt seest yon shop across the way waya take this bronze coln coin anh and command the scurvy knave wl with th in to supply thee with two cigarettes and a lucifer ue be secret mother and betray mo me not or thy the shall pay the forfeit I 1 will await awalt thee here demonet De gonet all FELINE AMENITIES ll 11 cr the light cat you dont seem to like that new dog next door the dark cat 1 ilka 1116 him fur straight good reason I 1 never had a dear gazelle to charm me with her soft bott mild eye it you must know the reason well my wife might and it out why seas tremendous action after lying at the bottom of the sea undisturbed for a century and a halt half one of the guns of it DI S Ra millies which was wrecked near bolt tall tail on tile the south coast of devon his has been r recovered covered e one side of the weapon has been obrn worn away with the action of pebbles and shingle washed over it by the tide to such an extent says the london chronicle that at the muzzle the thickness of iron is very little and for its whole length the metal has the appearance of being gradually filed away even the which originally took its weight on the gun cir car riago have been worn to spikes sikes i r f I 1 chinese inland MI mission to rt in the china inland which was opened 41 years ago there are foreign missionaries residing at stations during tile tho last year 45 now new workers joined the mission three missionaries died and 14 retired since the commencement or of the mission chinese have been received into church fellowship and of 0 these more than survive during the year 1908 there were received 2507 into fellowship no crime anglezis Ang lerIs this publics water my rinn man inhabitant aye angler then it wont be a crime if I 1 iland land a ash ansh inhabitant no no it will be ba a miracle i GONE THE LONG JOURNEY 4 LW 1 A t scene tho the nursery mamma let your tittle little brother play with your our marbit marbles bles at once sir like a nice unselfish boy hell give them all back lau willie no he wont hes he a awal lofted lowed eight of them already explained what I 1 is race nice suicide jell ell it I 1 can its it whon a club woman has haa wed it a club man not for him ahlm edison says ho he has perfected his storage battery so as to put the horse in IR the has been class ile he need not have troubled so far as I 1 am concerned the horse his al ways been in the never ws class clas stor or me As aa imsho it should u id me be things ore are not evenly balanced in this world remarked the thoughtful thinker hows that too the douse party there should bo be more leisure for men of 0 business and more business for men of leisure tn crt tho ft of courso course not 1 I see where a writer says gowby good by to the fairy tale are all taj tl married men deada dead IN 1910 rathers fathers in ills hl airship gone to spend tho the day looking after loans loan and bonds in europe oer tho the way mother who likes liken comfort coni tort and does doea not eara care to roam la Is shipping via wireless in paris at iier her horne brother who in deep seas has a coral grove Is I 1 going in ills submarine among hla bis croci to rove uncle in th tb navy nhoc left ma ship a span Is s shooting through pneumatic tube bubea to join her in apan sister chos a suffragette luft has worked reforms so BO rare that even the ward mee meetings tings they open now with ath prayer anti and when tired by her labors shed body rest and soul SIM she goes to spend for pleasure A weekend week end at the tha pole much in a name what become ot of that paper you were going to start in the interest ol of uplifting the tha poor tramp asked the interviewer ah it fell through confessed the great reformer with much ailt agitation aaion and all on account of the blooming carelessness of the printer did he make a grave error 1 I should say so you know the paper was to be named the bar of hope well that idiot of a printer changed it to the dar bar of soap and as soon as aa my constituents heard the name they started running and they are running yet in 1915 suddenly the great game in thi summer of 1915 it stopped topped the trouble shouted the gran grand of stand let the game go ont on make alake them Pla play thundered the bleachers soak the um umpired just then the manager came out and held up his hand patience gentlemen patience the game will go on just as soon aa a the fly cops chase that fleet of air ships from over the diamond those on them are catching the balls bails as aa fast as they are batted upward and then aber the fly by cops began to fly from every direction recognition darling he ha cried throwing asad all reserve do you not know me As he be took her to his bosom sh ohl robbed bobbed your tace face Is familiar at al though I 1 cant quite recall youl name oh budget fot coir jr times in one halt half hour I 1 rose froni from my much needed slumber to no downstairs and tell soane one nope youve youva got the wrong number why he two gentlemen shooting in se scot 1 ot land sat down to lunch on taking i bottle of whisky out one of 0 then noticed that the cork had been tarn tam pored with and knowing the charac ter of their gaille at once accuse him film of having been at the iunce baskit basket 1 I fear that you have been the whisky sandy na na sir I 1 ha not fur the corl coom dottl oot two different causes oh dear sighed the pretty hell ess esa im so BO awfully miserable blell why are you miserable the maid who was both homely ano am penniless im afraid some one will marry mi for my money answered the prett pret bV heiress iress and I 1 rejoined the poor girl an miserable because im afraid no oni on will marry roe me because I 1 an motley what she hoped mla C cayenne yentle why I 1 thought yol yo were to osil sail for europe yesterday that was me aw luten tion doncher know but I 1 aw we roe mind at V k 1 laist me ma ment miss hilss cayenne glad to hear it an am I 1 hope you aek ge a better one in the ex changet change I 1 I 1 alla alas poor mant mani allce alice I 1 suppose isabel Is com ly reconciled to the loss liss of 0 her firs husband she emily oh yes but they say he bo second husband probably never wll wil become reconciled to it unusual at least cold comfort this 1 stet lo 10 it what tat 1 vearl n ig ii ettya writt lis in julg aw 11 |