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rou my cat ill iii i ii pat your dos dog L last st night hi he called they b lad lad been sitting in the lighted parlor with the chaperon when ho he leaned over and whispered Darll darling darling ng Y yes dear 1 1 00 oo go on dearl dear im going to propose gracious this Is so BO sudden going to propose that wo we go out on the dark porch and see it if we can sight mars you know that planet Is interesting these lays days and right I 1 there here and then she insinuated ted that lie ho could get his bla hat und cane wise petro yes it pays to have a sunny disposition said the head barber now there Is potro petro As soon as he smears the lather on a patron he starts to whistle then he gets a tip right oft off ah they tip him because they enjoy ills his merry whistle interrogated the stranger oh no sir they tip him to stop it only partly true rue I get up at tour four every morning simpkins you evidently believe in tho the ancient proverb early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy wealthy and ase TIP lillis not altogether im healthy enough but my wisdom enabled ftp UR jor for fortune tuno tung WORTH WHILE e 1 11 I suppose you get a great deal ot of amusement out ot of your golf playing no but my friends do the connoisseur while pouting lips observers say bay lites sweetest smiles are ji tile pouting kind when caught th that t woy way aro are best of all tor for kissing her one regret the bride oh darling our honeymoon was just the loveliest ever the groom it certainly was dearest tho the bride and I 1 havo have only one regret I 1 way may never have the pleasure of 0 going through another A question to the point this idea which I 1 have embodied in my invention sold said tho genius will bo be an epoch maker perhaps rejoined mr dir dustin thoughtfully but will it be a moneymaker money maker waller appropriate rates what will you give uia ine air for or this article for your paper on an tha relation of stars mars to the solar ays tern tein 1 I guess we can give giro you space rates calling the turn baseball reNar remarked ked the moralizer moral tzer la Is getting to bs ba almost us af bad as prize fighting anil and borso racing allow much did you lose on to days game queried tho the demoralizer their natural place did you see sea where a newly wedded couple were going to spend their honeymoon in a balloon trept abata Tb ata no nothing think honeymooners Honeymoon era are generally in u the clouds clouda anyway in london ll aaret ehl tt willowy figure fleurat so slender blender aal seiti athy yes shae ashes a suffragette and just out of hollowell lall jail tried to stanro litardo herself you know A sure sura tahl what did tho the rensis ot oi that aeronaut do thoy they heard ho bo gw flow ten ralles in an r eird planer e the q ew LORD BERES FORDS WIT the emerald isle la Is proud of charlie beresford resford He Ile and chael charlie Is 13 proud of hla his native land and country men 1 irishmen may have their I 1 fat faults ills b he e says but give me an irish rs h man manthe mantha the best fellow that ever wa was could anybody tell more si stories orless thann than tho irish one of the best stories ho he ever heard was abrilio it a fellow who was wa very fond ot of shooting ile he said the first bird I 1 ever shot was a squirrel and tho the first time I 1 hit him I 1 missed him film altogether and the next time I 1 hit hin him I 1 lilt hit him in the same sam e place and after that I 1 took a stone and dropped him from the tree and he be fell into the water and was wag shot and that was avas the first bird I 1 ever shot and lord charles is ia never tired of f quoting the story of ahe the irish member L of the louse house of colunious col commons unions who compared a certain whisky to a torchlight procession trickling down fits throat tit aits nits MILLIONS OF THEM Z 1 7 gest oh there are quite as good osh fish in the sea as ever were caught you know jest 11 better etter just think of tho the eno enormous rinous ones that just maii managed aged to get away from all the anglerau ang angl lerat erst basyl of 0 gardent n g the city man ott oft little understands yet never oils falls to raise a crop of blisters on hla his hands orith on the bifi tropical 11 tile I 1 robinson cruso mopped hta his br brow and grumbled about the torrid sun the matter old chap V asked a sympathetic parrot have a friday yes growled robinson with a frown but in this hot place id rather have a sundae por for in such an oven as that lea ice cream would have certainly been a treat rainer personal they were casting for trout in the tha mountain rapids and he was awkward dont you know he drawled trying to dislodge a snagged hook there thera are some wonderfully queer fish ta la tho the atlantic ocean did you ever see sea a goosefish and the pretty girl smiled yes indeed freddy she chirped 1 I am watching a goose fish bowl now I 1 feminine ogle logic dut but said the skeptical husband 1 I dont see how that new store can afford to sell you everything at less than cost 1 oh easily explained rejoined the knowing wife they sen such enor enormous quantities of every thing I 1 BOTH DIFFERENT I 1 JN JA I 1 L lie ile them anre two things I 1 cant do one la Is to live within my income she and the other lle he to live without it the vanity of man ila iia wore a modest early straw 1119 wife a be bc b c hive brim T they hey walked ofa eaher er yet he thought folka folio turned to look ik at him A mild argument I hubby lubby do you love lova me as much a as you did when we were arst married marrie dr Y ot of cu course seems to irl IP you rou dont tw meso mo sa I 1 as often As you did yes yea I 1 do beeme to me oun ou irs ba harder ader to convince e his HI preference alma J just the tha kind of talks A er I 1 UW like alker why man I 1 chos akim va t know she is thu 1 the 1 |