Show R HYPOCRITE mow 0 anam mamma ikea kes 1 1 her awe r a oer prepa ing to 11 i start to or r the tha shore anil nd covering about bor dad tries not to look m I 1 too dog doRgon boned td itlay j for fear ear she aha t not RO go nt at an 01 1 anil and aunt liry gemes of 0 draw and call would be postponed for yet yat awhile aw lille and so BO lie ho puts puta I 1 t arief iniel mile and frowns though hod d like truth to tell to jcck tiie the pictures down and yell AH profit no uso use of 0 talking drawled tbt freckled youth on the roads lda fence certainly la is money in cattle in the stock raising bustness business young man asked the tourist no riot not exactly but nn an ran over that spotted calf ft few mini min utes ago and the man with tho the big spectacles over bla eyes kot got out and handed roe me a 5 note five dollars not so BO much for a good sized calt calf yes but mister the calt calf mine now it I 1 can only in front of another calt calf while ho ha kots gets ru run n over ill do be right in it ii be aoah now new game what kind ot of silly game was waa that you children were wera playing in the he library reprimanded tho the observing mother why do you call it a silly game mamma tn amma sake asked tho the little boy on account ot at what I 1 heard you araw lulng hing little slater sister that some day is ifs ca might be president dont you think ahat la Is billy talk oh no mamma you dont under stand we were playing a game called woman suffrage more up to date the dashing young captain saluted the lh idol ot at his heart fair ono one lie he gushed come ilea flee with me ma I 1 have the guest finest motor boat in the state the beautiful belle draw away with frigid haughtiness nevert never the responded firmly you are out of 0 dated date tho the handsome lieutenant has asked me to fly with him xie ile owns an aeroplane 11 thus we find that the modern cunti has taken ta tc I 1 motor no anda an dj small amell gasoline or I 1 i NOTHING BUT THE cruthi customer all the big strawberries are at tho the top of this box I 1 suppose dealer ohl no maam most moat of em cm are nt lt the top of the other boxes anything tin n said the bang is I 1 coming back urd lord give elve Vs ja even that or give ti s a anything n that will ellmina eliminate t e t tha ha rat the modern way I 1 will ivill your daughter an and her husband and live with you when they return from their wedding journey tia im not quite sure about it from the way sadie talked it seems likely that she and her husband will at once take of our home and let us live with them es as long as they can find it t convenient go near the water have you caught a cold dear just a little cold maman have neave you got your feet wet lately my child why I 1 got one just fust a wea bit wet when in my bathing sul suit t tho the ather other day mamma amma sold too soon eve made adam alve up eden for an apple she she was baay she ahe would expect him to mortgage it and get an automobile for or it it II thoy they were alive t today 1 I another definition little say pa what la Is a genius ra pa A genius MY iny son Is a person whom nature lets in on the ground floor but whom force to live in an attic the tha local Erp expert rt summer r hoarder boarder just arrived tram from bosto bohton n what are six best beat beara ln this loc locality allty farwar ar Stubble grans that depends on whether you want to store per t a ter 13 or elder cider I 1 ifa h em Puck enigmatical shut I 1 do about for your asok from the any toa 7 MORE OR LESS RIGHT I 1 in a recent andrais to 0 medical stu atu dents senator depow said thit that the tha party with the greatest n Injo rity ii 1 inore right than tho the minority party that bounds almost as incontestable as aa an axiom in geometry the corol lary Is 3 that the minority party Is more wrong than the party with the great est eat majority so when wo we sit up election nights to see which parly paril succeeded tn hk buying the ahe most mo st votes we discover by that wrong bhatla Is right ibus party lines lined are coln coin aident with eth ethical teal distinctions all tho the roost right people are arb inace in the party with the greatest majority the not so right people are in the party with the greatest minority tho ery wrong people are inthe smaller par ties ilea this 1 I his as aa noted note d above la Is alo katip M A but these distinctions tire are a subject to change with without out notice for instance prior to the election ot of 1892 senator depow was waa more right light atter after clave land was elected he was na so right then ho be became more right again to multiply words la in unnecessary and 11 nd might seem beam like unto lous emulation puck puch A WOMANS REASONS 4 C J mm lira brownstone yon going to the seaside thi this s year mrs airs donds I dont want too to and fred want me tp go so BO I 1 have an fn mind I 1 n d to g go v 15 i a Ll leori unlA aada A AiA a t ato frit felt quito but thenia A V a 4 at least vor elig bli inai tad film up in n her doln dds moro more work the trouble old bold chap you look angry enough to light fight perin penn oh ila sizzling it took mo me an hour houi to button up my waist in the back and then I 1 told her joko and she eho laughed so much the the buttons all flew fiew open the tha use in tolling telling a woman a joke an anyhow Y no insurance 1 I understand that mado made a flasco on the platform yes yea lie he had bad too much confidence ho told me he was loaded and primed for or the tha meeting and only the en kindling torch of popular favor well T somebody in the audience laughed and he blow blew up 1 11 liel helping ping him along Ilot hotfoot foot harry an old schoolmate a 0 mine hung out his lawyers shingle yesterday and today faltered I 1 offered him his first case just to help to im along slumber moze wot was do case Ilot hotfoot toot harry told im m de world owed tte ine a livin and offered Im m 50 per cent to collect do de debt bahe dohota ln lan jan WARNING aft dvir 0 fl gettine engaged to a summer girl is dangerous she may want hotaka to tako it seriously hot and cold young man you have hav no doubt observed That paradox or not A rigid frigid bow from ram a charming rnald mald will make you boiling ho bok I 1 4 understand your daugh ter Is learning to play lh itano pia dirking then your understanding musk anus ibe better than itne it agunda more like work wora i than play her longua slip vera oh jack lets lets stop atop I 1 dott dont want to go any higher jack dut but you wont wout bo be abie to say aay beon P J 24 the top oh O 1 10 W I 1 |