Show the chronic kicker and knocker la Is a public nuisance it does not take a cold wave long to outstay its welcome andrew carnegie says that a year men are scarce so are the ad 10 1000 a boar jots this Is the season when the storage egg comes out of hiding biding looking as innocent as possible massachusetts leads the cation in insanity A record Is a record no matter how bow it Is attained speaking of inconsistency some men luen deplore the brutality of football and then attend pence peace banquets As AB the governor ot of north dakota said bald to the governor or of south dakota its a mighty short time between cold waves sometimes we get the foolish notion that it would be easier to get long along in the world it if we had less philosophy baby in pittsburg ritts burg nine weeks old was operated on for appendicitis some people break into society at an early ago age perhaps the seventeen apar locusts turn out in force because they had ad gotten into conference with the groundhog A crusade has been started in dal bal amoro for cleaner money but most of us are in quantity rather than quality duality i alfred vanderbilt has rented a flat for a year but we are willing to bet that he is afraid to talk back to the janitor it does not speak well for wilkes barro barre that the man who had a fistful df at money to spend had to go away from home to spend it IL in spite of the weather man we re r fuse to believe that winter really has come until we have read about the th chump who skated on thin ice 1 it it may be abse observed rv ed of the man who toll fell six inches with fatal results that he be secured one of tho the features of an laro aero plano plato rido ride without the ride T the explanation that a liaa b haa as more sugar and sweetness in piaba h hi s ers sy i isa he Um A maddest addest will wl y fur age r so another gold field has been discovered in alaska As usual it has been discovered when the weather is IB too cold up there tor for the average human being the canals on mare mara are reported to be increasing perhaps the ml martians have been aroused to emulate the way in which tho the dirt Is flying on the isthmus an oper tion was performed upon a chicken to recover a almond diamond which it had bad swallowed the operation was a failure frota rom the chickens view viewpoint point described as aa a lack or of thir thirst t la Is ft a now new disease that has haa broken akon out in now new york this Is a wart warning ting to gay and festive estiva pittsburg tra era to keep away A man in massachusetts voluntarily pays taxes on property which la is leg nontaxable ile he belongs to that rare class that the world hesitates whether to tau tag toot tool or hero next nes to football what to la more dau das berous than a bargain salo sale in poultry now another dash la Is to be made to the south polo pole it certainty certainly requires not to say eay daring to plan ouch luch a trip just about now physicians tell us that mince pla la Is a cure for or insomnia but we learned at an early age that it was waa an effective effe cUvo and pleasing cure tor for hunger A clergyman suggests that married men wear wedding rings that flirts may distinguish them some women claim to bo be able to spot a married man merely by looking at him the latest thing in the line lice of clown la is tho the heel print of a burglar in a aref freshly aly waxed floor it Is getting so BO that a burglar dare to touch anith inu when he goes forth to burgle two texans became involved in sin an argument over religion and one ot of them was shot to death ile he lost the 11 argument but he be Is in a position to know more about religion than tho the winner nature always la in compensatory it if the iho snow brings discomforts comforts dis to some goma it also brings pleasure to others it it spells loss to a few it brings gain ato to many a ronn man out of work so whatever the weather let it bo be so ao cepter with a philosophic spirit bandits in ill hiding in the brush are being hunted by policemen now when comment la Is heard of being up in the th tar lr in the pursuit of crime it wilt will dinean vs ve different from tta pre definition v I 1 aw |