Show 1 lq oad i okes SAYINGS OP OF FAMOUS MEN darius green buchl the lera theres There 8 noth ing like giving the public a little hot air mr rockefeller whether they ica call 11 it 1 t petrol or go gasoline 8 ine you know where it all cornea comes from david on second thought I 1 see aee that I 1 ought to wish for larger wings than those of a dove young lochinvar 1 I can take one passenger miss noah for long distances though 1 I still prefer a boat hannibal when I 1 want to ride over ever the alps alpa I 1 always use elephants robert burns hoot I 1 wadna trade my pegasus for a tho the airships la in creation 1 hence the dampness 1 I had a frightful nightmare last night tell rae me about it it 1 I dreamed tha I 1 owned a private yacht facht and started out to sail around the world not so BO bad but in a twinkling the tha yacht became camel a tub oh I 1 and the tub sprung a leak horrors 1 then I 1 woke up and pulled down the tha window my bed was rain soaked that would catch them 1 I wish I 1 could think of soma eoma way ao 0 o get people to come to ray my church I 1 have tried to preach sensible sermons and I 1 have hava dono done my best beat to get out and ml aly with bur citizens to make them feel that I 1 am interested in them and their affairs but it seems to be useless the trouble with you la Is that you are not going at the thing right why dont you cut out the sermon and the prayers and have only singing and moving pictures uncertain well well well said the kindly stranger patting little mollie on the head bead 1 I suppose you are your papas little darling 1 I dort dont know yet thir lisped motile tho the court det hided yet rutht now im the pet of the matrimonial fidelity and Cathu alty truthe company tom pany thir life WONDERFUL MAN te ta aita ourien obrien 1 was waa al ruil mrs mra that yer jer husband would be ba aid id up fur ur somo some time but I 1 hear bear hes bea gindin nIn din rale rala quick mrs airs ayel shuro I 1 be lave he be began to get well the minute xe ie got sick cause causa for surprise fool and him money are ara parted quits quit eoon 0 a la Is as true oa as a shoes made of 0 leather but the tha thing that surprises us u anost I 1 is toe the tact fact how the two got get so BO often together A 4 fortifying experience you dictate all your letters yes yea replied senator Sorg bil sometimes you yon can got get a pretty good dea of at how little attention your letter a going to receive by watching th tha and facial expression of the tb stenographer in n tho the fashion Panh lon mrs flutter to la so BO sensational in she makes oven even an affect tog ng show of griet grief youre right quite a moving picture told him why mr Nice fello cautiously why aro ara told cold and distant sweet girl quietly tho the sofa is too loo heavy for mo me to move mot up to your hair new york weekly paradoxical pleasure arbis thing of going to se nee baseball ames la Is a sort eort of twist it in what way why folks take taha outings in a order 0 see innings the business manner WILS was jimson angry or collected to in dinner when his credi cre dlton toli Ims insisted isted on ila Is paying up he ha collected but tb debt often the way 11 thought they let you in on the around floor in that irrigation deal they did but the root fell to on oa no ce sanitary little willjo what la is humidity va pa pa dolled lied my 86 won DEAR OLD SOUL when smith fell heir to that little legacy he be changed hta his namo name to tc smythe and did everything in style not a word of protest did hla his moth er make till tho the telephone appeared then sho struck never albert she said bald firmly never shall one of those things dome into my housel but mother bo began 1 I wonder you dare she went on look at all those poor hindus it 11 ki klaw last yearl why we might A 11 light broke over smythes coun that a telephone mother that was a typhoon albert sold said the old lady very sternly dont you try to tool your poor old mother with tales like that typhoon indeed I 1 know just as wall as you do that the typhoon Is the om em geror of japan HED HAD HIS W dobbins cheer up old fellow ellow theres a good time coming bronson not for me my wife la Is coming back from the country tomor row ever notice please dont ask me to explain it I 1 beseech on any score out but the stork Is always friendly with a fellow when hes hea poor what he wanted most now sald cald the head ot of the ho recep tion committee when the distinguished visitor hat had stepped from the car i it if you think like it well be glad to get an and talce take you for a drive through the parks we VB have one of the finest boulevard systems tn in the world and say do you know where theres A bath tub about six feet long and four our feet wide and three feet deep 1 I think may haqq something of the kind in ono one of the hotels lead me to it IL never mind the tha parks and boulevards merely a temporary disadvantage the widow had just juat announced her engagement but ray my dear marla maria said bald her friend you dont mean to tell me that you intend war marrying a man youve only known for or two weeks oh yes said the happy widow 1 I can easily overcome that objection in time I 1 hope to know him tolerably well wel I 1 after we have been married it a coup couple I 1 a of years harpers weekly last resort friend 1 suppose it was hard bard to lose your daughter father well it did seem as aa it it would be at one time but she landed this fillow fellow just as aa we were beginning to give UP hope Christ christian lan ligen Ilgen vigilant and speedy theres nothing slow alow about jones jonea 1 I guess you never loaned him bin money oh yes I 1 have what made TOO me speak that way I 1 loaned him 10 six months agu and I 1 been able to catch him since SAME OLD STORY fin senior partner I 1 learn mr smith that while I 1 was gone mr bir dayboy wim why you anre him junior partner I 1 know h tie was loaded satisfied fled I 1 know ow a happy fisherman raan whose who heart in ver f content wen pta when lie ho gets no bits bite at ili ar if deems the h tam well spent mixed botany do you share this erase crae about the th chrysanthemum t tea Inde edl I 1 think thick it li 14 a dahy MOST LIKELY UK ELY TA yr mr kidder every one speaks of miss alias antique antigua as being a bargain miss alias Caus tigue well her age afi 1 considerably marked down |