Tooele Transcript Bulletin | 1908-06-12 | Page 3 | Good Jokes

4 0 0 a if ke MY EDUCATION IN A NUTSHELL I 1 can sai hie haec hoc boc and tie Is dine cline any it ei eib b in latin but I 1 waa aas told the other lav day that I 1 the english language and spoke it in correctly correct lv I 1 know how ninny many segments alicie are in a bees bee a toot foot and can discourse learnedly on the origin of life but I 1 in beg boggarty garLd if I 1 dundei stand much about this sn synthesis thesis ot of moices abich I 1 call in myself self I 1 could milte wu ion a splendid easty upon the aits of subsistence in feinier times an and describe to sou in detail how our savage managed to eke out an existence but I 1 don t be liene I 1 could a beefsteak nor make a bonni boal of porridge neither ran can the girl I 1 arn am going to marry I 1 haie been told old how all the lower loler animals propagate themselves and know moie or lebs about the scientific breeding of cattle but I 1 am en entirely tirel innocent as to how bow the he human species should propagate its kind I 1 can tell sou on much about the na tuie luis of bac teila and other boril honable ble cien dentures tures but I 1 confess that I 1 don t know what the symptoms of the earn corn moneet diseases are nor how low to treat them I 1 can tell iou 5 on all about the chemistry of matter but should my mother take tak 0 poison I 1 would mould not know what v hat to give her 1 I could dazzle you yott with a a dissertation on the economics of money but 1 I am at a loss to know how to earn a cent of it myself in short I 1 know everything that Is not foith knowing A college grad in puck