Tooele Transcript Bulletin | 1908-06-05 | Page 5 | "Mr. Dooley" on Funerals

M MR R DOOLEY ON FUNERALS joyous occasion Oc calon in city BOYs boy 1 life ife according to humorist IN miln hl n I 1 was waa a little boy I 1 cl claimed azael fun ra rals I 1 I 1 among th greatest iv me ad ventures venture ahey I 1 hey give me a ride in a hack through parts parta iv town that id niver seen beaure an out into tu th where I 1 niver whit except I 1 was vias invited to a fun cunial in an I 1 had J jovial 0 vaal company an something to eat different fr m what I 1 rot got at home lookin back on how bow I 1 felt I 1 was waa a kid I 1 can t remember that anny ills taut tant relation made unpopular with us by ayin even it if I 1 wasn gasn t let go to a fundal fun ral there was waa something exciting about it it stirred up tw th neighborhood there was something to talk about Iry liry body asked did he be leave as if th ill poor man was a burglar or a fire people g got 0 I 1 out their good clothes an dusted off their high hats on th day iv tle th fun ral all th childbed child ber iv th lh neighbor hood gathered around th lh house an envied their little playmates that had bad th luck to lobe a fond parent 1 F P dunne in american magazine magaline