Show r m PET PEEVE 1 I have a friend who has a habit of driving up to a stop light Uhl right to the white line and as aa he waits walts for the light to change races the motor of his automobile It has a startling effect on the pedestrians Three times he did It to me and every time Urne I nearly Jumped out of my shoes Then the other day he did it again But this time when I 1 jumped I didn't come down in my shoes again I flopped in the middle of the street My friend jumped out of his automobile automobile au au- au to help me to my feet The guy thought for a minute he had hit me A crowd collected and with them the law Youre under arrest says the policeman to my friend My Hy friend protested that he hadn't hit me get 30 days says the policeman Please tell teU him says my of little friend its only one your jokes I think Im I'm gonna die I moaned Please you stinker pleads my friend Tell the kind policeman your only doing this to break me of a bad habit So So o o-o-o o bellows the policeman police police- man Drunk driving huh Oh h I moaned The crowd murmured in sym sym- pathy This will get you 90 days says the policeman and takes my friend by b the arm At this point I thought I had better bet better ter tell teU the truth I tried for this bird Dont feel sorry says the policeman Off Oft he marches dragging my reluctant friend Two hours later I had him free again but it cost me And the stinker wont won't pay me back How am I going to explain the bank balance to the wife wile If you have a aPet Pet Peeve address address ad ad- dress them to this column Community Community Community Com Com- Press Service McClure Building Frankfort Ky |