Show j It ut utBy By Mil MuI PI r I was privileged to play golf with several everal of the local enthusIasts enthusiasts enthus enthuse lasts over the holiday and among them were our two local doc dote tors One plays a good game through years of experience and the other Is playing on beginners beginners beginner's beginners beginner's begin begin- ners ner's luck Both swing a mean club One of ot these doctors Is a practitioner practitioner of hypnotism and It takes a little While to figure figuro out why his competition Is Just not com com- P fI t It t While playing against this particular particular particular par par- doctor you would have thought one of the balls on my drive had been crossed with a boomerang It almost came back Then I caught on He ne was mumbling In a low tone In the rough In the rough When his teammate teed off you could hear him mumble Down the middle down middle down the fhe middle So you would find It a n little hard to compete with a fellow that would put a n double on you you but but Its It's fun The other doctor Is s an old wood shopper from the State of Maine He lie must have developed his golf swing from the axe hun hun- dIe dlo Instead of using the body english as many do trying to control the ball he hollers boilers Gee and Haw That comes of course from having driven oxen back in Maine Mitchell Is II another Interesting fellow fallow to play with He had the doctor In- In the balls with concentrated concentrated concentrated con con- uranium and he uses ules a gelger geiger outer couter to find them In the rough They give off a little b be beep beep-beep ei p-be p beep p sound Looking into a fellows fellow's golf goll cart is as much fun as going through a ladys lady's purse You would be surprised what some of these guys wheel around with them One had on board a raincoat raincoat raincoat rain rain- coat and hat a snake bite kit an extra pair of socks thermos of coffee and two last weeks week's sandwiches About the smartest thing that showed up In a cart was a hatchet hatch hatch- et that could be used for cutting down a tree that got In the way Its It's Interesting too to notice the thet various style hats worn on the course Dave All Allen n wears a little alpine number In straw Hardly any shade to it but it has something like a fish bait tied to one side and Its It's rather cute Jack Payne wears a summer version of a GI fatigue style a practical thing but he would have to hit for shelter if It rained |