Show While Yawning Ho b ho have bave A switch I Japan now Is I. offering to sell lieU us u. steel scrap What's What all that to-doodle to about Miss Truman's Truman name Margarets Margaret's her net middle name name anyhow II Her r real rut first Arlit name is Mary Some Same nasty person said ald this used to be a British booster but what does be he do for tor England now lIe He still pays pay his hi taxes Kima Moor who has a hone honey of ot a blues blue voice was wu Miss MI Istanbul of 37 when she he was only 12 The Cincy Enquirer wit observes that a aman aman aman man who found a valuable pearl in his oysters in a night club almost almos' broke even The Wall Vall St. St Journal occa occasionally occasionally seasons its stodgy fi financial financial II- II folderol with zany any puns like Uke this Once upon a time there was wa a little bee and it was wan very happy because It got ot a bumble from heaven The Show Shops Critic George Jean Nathan probably doesn't even suspect that in Houston Tex its it's against the law to sleep in a thea thea- ter Ted Saucier is conferring with on a proposed sequel to his Weekend at the Waldorf It ranks among the first 10 screen immortals immortals im im- mi- mi mortals as al a top money moneymaker Annie Get Your Merman is Js this kind of humdinger It opened dur- dur ln ink In the 1945 MG season but topped all aU the tho 48 1947 moneymakers The first variety show on television has bas showmen worked up into a pitch kitch of breathlessness that vaude can have a big revival via the new medium Wouldn't that be bethe bethe bethe the irony of the ages If It Vaude c came me out of ot the Tomb and slew lew its murderer the Talkies S. S lay Joy Kaufman man a pioneer pioneer pio plo neer ricer along Broadway two uro decades decade ago recalls recal when lohen he met me Herbert Hoover jail iud defeated for jar re The President ex-President told old about Cal Col Coolidge Coolidge Cool Cool- idge who inaugurated the idea of o tee see teeing ing anyone who w wished hed to o tee see him him i one him one ne hour a week Mr Hoover tried ried the plan but not no happily When he next neu saw aw Coolidge he asked aked Silent Car CaT hot he could see so 0 many persons in an hour while he Hoover could see ee so 0 few Because 8 e c a e. e dead panned dead panned Cal YOU answer back back The One of the liveliest live live- liveliest liest summer fiestas is Hollywood Showcase Mickey Rooneys Rooney's quicksilver quicksilver quick quick- silver nonsense darts from chuckle to chuckle The give away radio radio ra ra- ra dio shows are shelling out a mint weekly weekly but but the dreadful sameness of the formats puts most of ot them in the dozen dime category CBS's CDS's Adventures in Science is enlightening as well as entert entertain entertaining entertain entertain- in ing ing-a ing a rare wedding Robert Shaws Shaw's choral group replacing McCarthy is a refreshing relief from most summer subs This tuneful half halt hour deserves to hang around when the leaves tall fall I 1 was happy when I read Betty Detty Betty Grable Grable was the highest paid woman last year ear says sas Jackie EUnson Elinson Its U nice for a change to see an actress make all that money without once suing her husband Several book booL firms have folded recently Big Dig ones are d doing ini okay but the small maU fry try cant can't take it Irwin Shaw refused to let firms reviewers reviewers re reo re- re viewers et at al at see the galleys of his hi next novel He rates it better than best seller The Naked and the Dead The book trade has labelled Kathleen leen Winsor's Winsor new untitled opus Mrs Kinsey's Re Re- port Wont Won't be unveiled until a year hence Charles Lindbergh's Lind berghs bergh's new book Of Flight and Life Lite Scribners Scribner's is due soon His last was We in 1927 Bernard Bernard Bernard Ber Ber- nard Baruch spurned to do doa a mag piece giving advice to the President of at the U U. U S. S Oh Nol No Dept tipped Gold shoes hoes ore are the newest newel thing hing for men inca in the wrist loose set et Chums Chum hear Dobo Rockefeller Roche is writing a novel Dorothy Doeothy Dor Doe othy Lawlor the gal al who got ot all that tha free fret space pac claiming she h. would marry my eny man mon for has d decided to calla in on the he publicity and take lake some ome night dub club bookings Starts in a Long island joynt The permanent ad ad- dress of Mike MUt end and Ann of Rumania is Ou Ouchy 1 Switzerland Times Square Ticker It If you see ee Ethel Ethl Merman wearing a hat bat its it's the only one she owns And mighty pretty too The late Evelyn Walsh MacLean's fabulous Dusenberg Dusenberg Dusen Dusen- berg bere which cost cot her ker er plus lots loti more for to accessories U Is new newa a local least cab The owner paid paleS for tor it at an auction News Newl services might check with pIa play play- S. S One of the Dead End Kids who played plad Muty Milty in Kingsleys Kingsley's hit bit has haa become a skilled surgeon J. J P. P Morgans Morgan's chauffeur ex-chauffeur is now at Bar liar liar bor bet with his bil wife The millionaire bequeathed him an estate in the fashionable sector and enough cola coin to loaf l the res rest of ot his Ute life Theres There's a new ew play pl about Hollywood making the rounds auda The foreword uy All Use character 11 to III thu this play are ar pun pure I I Iy phony pon and aDd so I are theta their I |