| Show I I i 1 Notes of 0 New Yorker The Front Pares Pages I Theres There's no use usi having your blood pressure boO boil because the U. U S. S I is dangling moneybags before Titos Tito's eyes In eyes in inan an effort to widen Ms M. split pUt with Stalin In the grimly realistic game lame of ot power politics politic principles are taboo All AU that matter mattera is Who can help us ua hurt our enemies That's That wh why Russia and America were once allies aUle The Democratic Demo cratic party I is now cut up like a 8 jigsaw But Dut out of the confusing tug ward one thing Is it clear The cant can't hurt them themas as much as they've harmed them them- selves elves How ridiculous can you get The Soviet government has haa haaI made it Illegal for Russian women wom worn en to alter their skirts to capitalIstic capital lengths I Truman doesn't seem eem to 0 have progressed much in tour four years In 44 he be was second choice and still Is Man Under a Shower Therell There'll be bea a new third party paper Name The National Gazette Sometime in 11 August Richest waiter in the world hes he's the oldest and walks the fastest too is the Stork clubs club's Mr Johnson Wanna get rich the easy way Be in Washington in November and sell tickets to Mis souni John Edgar Hoovers Hoover's pained expression intimates know is from tram his fear tear that war war may come tomorrow Now dont don't ask him if it Is true he be will only deny it Zanuck would loss toss Ms this out of any co robbers cops s robbers script unbelievable hed he'd argue but bul it ii 1 ha happened tbt other othI 3 In n New York Two stickups got gol away with two sm small ll safes from the Cadillac branch on or York avenue and find while the Ih gen searched tbs city cily for them them one oat returned to 10 the scene to 10 retrieve ve a II revolver bt h. left 1 ic be b. behind hin hind And got gol away again lIglIn Stage Entrance Warners Warner's just signed a Mexican actress named Felipe Gomez to a year 10 contract on the strength of her playing in inKey inKey inKey Key Largo She's years years years' old Dorothy Dorothy- Kirsten the Met thrush who owns several spectacular lar fur coats is backing one of the upstate New York chinchilla farms Oscar Homolka of the piercing blue eyes will play the famed Hungarian playwright wright when the new George S. S Edna Kaufman-Edna Fer Ferber Ferber ber play Bravo I hits bits Broadway Janet Fox niece of co-author co Ferber Ferber Fer Fer- ber will be in the cast The rich get richer ricer Annie Get Your Gun a wow in New York San Francisco Denver London London Just just to mention a few cities cities in Is now the biggest hit in Australia too Elsa Maxwells Maxwell's party game was played again The query was was If It you had only 10 Din Din- utes to live and you knew ft It It how would you spend them To which Helen Hayes Hayes' husband hus bus band Charles MacArthur l awit awit a awit wit seriously said I would call my wife on the phone phone and and apologize American taxpayers will blow a fuse when they learn Hirohito's annual living allowance is Life notes Gene mag Autry's Autry cactus sagas made him a multi multi- millionaire Yet his cowboy meets operas horse seldom are rated good goodenough goodenough goodenough enough for Broadway premieres Justice William O. O Douglas' Douglas essay In Readers Reader's Digest uses words word for paddles on the He believes they can be trounced without using six shoot ers Passing planes will cause your television screen creen to get et blur blur- ry Odd Coincidences Since Goy Gov Governor Warren leU left California he be visited the State of Pennsyl Pennsylvania vania vanla the Pennsylvania station in New York and the Hotel Pennsylvania ditto Next lp Pennsylvania avenue Washington Washing Washing- ton Insiders Insider hear Carole Carolo Landis Landi planned suicide by driving her car ear caro o of oil a west coast cliff cUff In 1946 2946 A kitten dashing across the path of at the car changed her mind Carole Carol then drove to the home kome of Dick Haymes' Haymes mother the story goes and nd while holding the kitten In her lap lap Mrs Haymes and Carole talked out her problem When she appeared in The Lady Says Yes a Broadway flop dop a doctor described Carole Carol a as one of the most women In and out of at show how biz The Landis LandI tragedy proves prove that the tho greatest drama dramas In are ere not nat filmed tUrned filmed they're lived Mary Iary Margaret I McBride h. h has hap a way wat with words She fihe advised one of ot Deweys Dewey's cabinet When you ou read a speech you ou say BaT what may have taken months month to write But when you yu ad lib you speak peak from your our heart bent what it has hat taken years ean to live Uve It If y you lo ko closely while Fort Apache you wU will tee see ee a al shrivelled apple cheeked old lad lady Ja f the part ol ot Mr Mn 0 Gates Oate tM She one is 11 Mae Marsh Marsh wh wha reached stardom in The Tha Birth of a Na Na- lion 33 years rean ago |
