Show RAILROAD COMPANIES NOW SEND US US Patrons Protest Trains Trams u That Thai Depart on Time I ime t AS SING BING G TRANSPORTS TRANSPORTS' PASSENGERS n. n Bv U H I t I PHILLIPS PHI I OME OF THE TIlE DIG BIO railroad stations sta ta SOME S lions in our larger cities are going in heavily for entertainment It takes your our mind off oU the fact you OU cant can't find many posters It is announced that disk Jockeys jockey will now play records give news new items and tell you how the ball baU games are going Interspersing them among the regular train calls call Never a dull moment Twentieth Century Express Epresi I now ready I You will wilt hear bear her ber laughing across a crowded room Brooklyn 4 Giants 3 On track irack Number III lit IIII I dont don't see me In your Jour eyes any more Will Vill the lady who 1 requested Riders In the Sky and reported she has lost her umbrella kindly call at al the In 1 All AU formation booth a a aboard a. a We looked into the matter yester yester- day It was somewhat confusing contusIng Our idea was Just to get a ticket to Cos Cob We walked up to the information booth It was pretty crowded A young lady wanted to know what time she could catch the Ball Dall Hal nai Another wanted to know how much ume time mere there was wal between the express to Utica and On the Old Banjo What time does the local toCos toCos to toCos Cos Cob leave we asked Lets Let Take an Old Old Fashioned d Walk was all we got in response Cos Cob we repeated DiMaggio Just hit a homer with the bases full tull Baby Daby Its Cold Outside Outside Out Out- to us in side is up next next came loud tones Listen mister we shouted at athi atthe the hi Information man We haven't got that he be re re- re- re plied piled got what The Wedding of LIU Lill Marlene Mar Mar- lene he answered The four winds and the s seven seven ven seas on track 11 at Get your latest news from the tennis matches at window eight a Here everything was drowned out by an a argument r gum e D t between between be be- between tween a station attendant and anda a woman toting toUng two suitcases and a harp She said a porter had bad refused to carry her bags as he bad had never heard her ODthe on OD the lIlt Hit Parade a Both were shoved aside by a cop with a loud Cr cry of Aw shut up I wanna hear Room Full of ot We finally got the information clerks clerk's attention and repeated Cos lOCOS Cob What time Is that by Perry Como or Tony Martin he be asked Its by Mamaroneck w we e snapped funny tunny Mamaroneck isn't scheduled today Would you like to hear how the Yanks made out oun We gave up and end tottered around until we found the Cos Cob track But Dut the trainmen wouldn't the door They were aU all listed to Some Enchanted Evening en It dining car first nut stop top n a grill car only Stamford UtU h. h Sp S e FATHER AND SON Popper what 1 is 11 that conference in inOUe Washington an about III 11 Oh Ob it its it's some ome sort of ot about British huddle mone money and ours oura Shouldn't you be out playing plaYne b ban n Is there a dollar doUar I horta shortage Europe popper hi w There is fa a dollar doUar horta everywhere and even you kI vy wd had better be begin in realizing it it How lIow can the British have hay t s dollar shortage The They a m b. b pounds not dollars The They have to have a re re- servo hH of ot dollars dollar for tor convent hH bUlly In world trade But Dul how did they get rei short abort of ot dollars In the reserve pop BOB r per Our dollar Is worth so much more that is was in hi greater demand demand de de- mand I guess or something Heres Here's your bat bal But Out who demands American American Ameri Amen can dollars Who doesn't Is II there an American don dona dollar shortage If It you had to fill till a gas tank Unk pay the house bills bill go to a musical must musi cal cat order a steak teak dinner or tw two or hire bire a plumber these days dayi you would not ask such auch a foolish quei- quei tion my son Ion Why Is It nothing said ald about la ID American shortage of dollar dollan Because Americans American think 1 it II they have bave five dollars that will bur buyl only what one buck would once buy they are away avay out ahead o othet cj the thet game I her heir the Jones Jonea bo boy bor whistling for you Why must England and Canada Canad I and America have bave different mosey money mos mon ey Why cant can't we all get together on one type of money It would throw too many bookkeepers book keepers accountants jugglers and mathematical out of cl steady employment my son on |