Show COLONEL WINNS WINN'S NEW BEDSIDE MANNER 0 Derby 7 Betters Betters' Loss Will l Be Medicines Medicine's Gain MAY KAev SOOTHE MANY A TROUBLED I MEDICINE AND THE DERBY Church Churchil Downs Down cne of the oldest old old- oldest est et race tracks track In hi the land It Is I. announced Is 11 to be run for the benefit of ot the Louisville medical college The Kentucky Derby has hu left many a man sick at the finish but this Is 11 the first time anybody at the track thought of at doing something something some some- thing about doctors By M. M I. I The track If is run by the famous lamous Colonel Matt Winn alwa always a man manIn manin manin In green seldom eldom a man In the red and now for the first time appealing appeal appealing ing as 81 something of ot a Man In White I The Tho colonel Is a smart colorful color color- ful racing genius renIus but up to now bad had not been associated with a bedside manner and a stethoscope If 11 you saw him V r rT T JJ J rl 1 n I F n 1 n E 1 Grace Crace Noll Null Crowell 71 T ET us not DOC forget the indent ancient wisdom 7 LET I With which our out fathers walked their earthly hese eR J I days clays The saying laying of grace above a t loa loaf new new broken broken The Sabbath ten rea the altars we should bould raise tale The teaching of our out faith to co the these our children w The eune earnest 1 Rudy d of Gods God's holy Word The telling again and again the old sweet swat uh s 's B By which an apathetic world is U Let as w not noc not forget org the ancient indent splendors i The top mountain experience that thac lights The darken valleys that our feet II must travel Where God will be u as well u as on the heights let lee us not noc forget the old old meaning Of the sun IUD and moon and stars above the land Considering these God these God help us m c to remember That we wt like lace they are sae held in la Thy great gnat hand hood JJ J PHilLIPS with a little bl black k ba bag In to hand band under no t 1 you ou were floor held beld pUll pills capsules capsule of or ments meats 4 K that It has baa never been recorded he was Wal coupled In the betting with Dr Kildare Observing him ashe as ashe ashe he watched the crowds crowd pour Into the Downs for lor the Derby we never got the Impression he was thinking about what to do for the medical profession rather than what to do for Churchill Downs Downs t However it t will willbe be strictly 0 O. K to see horse racing advancing the cause of at humanity It t will be a great conscience soother for Derby Derby Der- Der per per- by addicts Their alibi for lor the long lon G trip and the Derby Verby e hysteria can n now beet be Can I Ie help it sif if U I want to see ambitious medical stud students get a chance K Ho lie will feel better coming back from the Derby Joo Joe If It his bangtail finishes out of the money he be will have bave the satisfaction satisfaction satis sails faction of or realizing that Louisville Louis Louis- vile ville Medical l college by Matt aU Ballyhoo Winn-Ballyhoo finished strong and will bear watching U. U JI We can picture the wide Influence Influence influence In in- fluence of at the school of medicine on the Derby and vice versa Churchill Downs will probably be beI I redecorated in white enamel with ai aj ai nurse at ever every window and an intern in the hot dog stands Fans will have their temperatures taken before and after photo finishes finishes finishes fin fin- stethoscopes will be used to detect suppressed tips There will be special windows where fans ma may get a sedative And AndU if U his inside information proves cold there will be heat treatments treatment on the mezzanine Ladles Ladies and gentlemen we ire can hear bear the track announcer say the the horses are on their way to the post to advance the cause of medicine and correct diagnosis You have only five minutes mInute In which to hel help dent get rd 1 through coU college re k- k Similarly Louisville r lege professors will be medical Ii fid facial colors or Cr silks elat be opened with h Boots a and Sa add and on the day of exam exams be ba a morning line tine scratches and Life Lite can be Wonderful I But hope no student will be tt flunked fled bad behavior at the gate lala l quitting when challenged lets let's have no dean of the school thrown out of old a a popped b s Please Do Not Distort Dish I live Uvo In a disgraceful n nt rat A thing to be deplored By Dy fierce tierce ambitious ambitions Im I'm not the least people bit fait w re Margaret l Corn Com Found Years Year Old New Mexico y Headline Headline 4 they have video there tool S f had a set of ot hunches the other da day N Nosy it was the day d of ot the signing of at of Atlantic D Peace pact he selected elected D gib DI af 11 of D Peace af 11 which won at Owl Ool stream at 11 to 1 and Silk fl per and Ocean Brief w at Jamaica the Never former at 5 P. 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