Show BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET Uncle Charlies Charlie's Luck Is Bad Bandit Cr Crosses Him UD Un I By BILLY ROSE Last Friday night on the home way from his session my my Uncle Charlie weekly pinochle was held up a few blocks ff from his Im home on Allen Street and a wallet containing 13 This misadventure was taken from him strangely enough has made Aunt my very happy and with Frieda your leave and license Id I'd why v like to tell you To begin with to hear uncle my ray tell it Frieda Is about crazy like a fox fo most things but when it comes to fortune she's sho's telling and allied super super- like Ute crazy a crazy This of 01 course In Charlies Charlie's drives him to destruction particularly own words money for tor such charms and amulets as lucky when my aunt shells out good good of string with seven even mae macic e knots tail horse hairs and pIeces 1 M cant can't understand j once heard beard him tell her hez how bow a distinct twenty century type like Uke you could pot sky around with such superstitions Century tury Frieda Fleda answered an What Wha was good enough by my grandmother ot her is good enough by bl me me meSo So wb why didn't you 1011 marry your BW Billy Rose nOlo grandfather So when I look at you that that's who Im I'm thinking I j married S SO TIlE TUB MATTER CAME CAl to a crisis last Friday when Charlie arrived home from the shop hop and Frieda asked him bitu for tor 10 JO dollars doUan Only las last week I J am giving you 10 20 dollars he exploded What you making a down payment on a Cadillac A catalogue I am sin not needing Frieda sassed assed back Today I am ant purchasing In tram irom a certain Gypsy a br bun brass M fish with the sign dm from fron which I I. I absolute guar to make a party healthy wealthy and wise and also rich Charlie examined the brass ob ot ob- ob I led To me It looks like a tin Un herring he said Where There Is La living this Gypsy hi 1 Ih lb b bach oj of a 0 on 0 Suf SuJ folk lolle street fill nJ her ber I J a ant IrMil ilL lug 11 l l IM I'M Fried frid F F uh ill Mrs Mn Jots 0 il Ih lb GY Gyp S1 SeM h l S. S to sew lI up tb Ih stu d J derin wit wilh i for Jo 10 boy nd j j 10 for girl liI a 4 1 wb she b h Mild j Ih bl black you 1011 g boy b J It occasional occasional takes place said ald my uncle patiently that a bo boy comes come In the world without black thread in the stuffed derma The upshot of the a decIsion to put argument was the magical fish to a practical test and when Char lie Ue went out that night to for his week ly 17 Pinochle session the the goc fulk It charm wa was wa wa was greed agreed In ta hi his Frieda wallet M U he be los lost J patronizing would wOul stop atop Gypsy U is he h. made mad a killing hi wu was to have bays however he be theories more faith In her I IVELL WELL VELL AS IT turned out my uncle won ten dollars which added I to the three he started out with gave him a take home t total of thir teen Reluctant to face gloating Frieda he took a roundabout wa way home A few doors door from a drugstore on Street a hoodlum step ped out of 01 an alley and stuck h him n up Could you ou return please the pocketbook said uld Charlie Is gen gen- nine alligator leather or Scram TM said the up hold-up ins man or Ill Ili bust In your head A OIl Pleasure said my roy uncle po lItel Cherry When Charlie got home Frieda wa was considerably shaken by the story of ot the stickup stick and was forced to admit that the bras brass gee gaw was a flop But Dut the next morn morn- In lag she w gave my uncle mcl the toe horse laugh when the mailman dropped on off a small parcel with the wallet In It ft It Its contents content also Intact There Then was wa an aa unsigned note D Otar Mst n I j sea 1011 got 01 tb Ih PM Fish o Of 0 I 1 In SQ send back bolt uh each f I I bv bT with Ib fab fishes ish Off be and PId JoWS w. w no 0 part ol rs of eJ Shim Ihm 11 I 1 cos lI II fiu 13 3 t doll JolI dolLars II mosey mOil I 1 know 10 1 whoa t h Im I'm licked See said m aunt count of On Op account so- so ii turning the brass fish everything out toUy hunky-toUy Maybe said ald ld my ml uncle rn It hut tut 1 to suit aWl smells nella from herring |