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Show Hard to Satisfy A SHABBILY dressed man asked the circus manager for a Job. "What can you do?" asked the manager. "I can dive head first from a 150-foot 150-foot ladder onto a block of concrete," con-crete," said the man. "That I want to see," said the manager. He had a 150 foot tower built and a block of concrete placed In front of it. The man mounted the tower, soared off and lit head first on the concrete. He got up. shook his head. The excited circus manager rushed up. "You're hired," he shouted. "I'll pay you $3(10 a week." The man shook his head. "Why don't you want the Job?" asked the circus manager. "Well." replied the man, "that was the first time I have ever tried it, and I don't like it." ONE-TRACK MIND Blonde: "How do you like your new boss?" Brunette: "Oh, he's okay but a little narrow-minded." Blonde: "What makes you think so?" Brunette: "He thinks words can only be spelled one way." AXING FOR' TROUBLE "Look heah, Rastus, you all know what you're doin'? Vou goin' away for de week-end and there ain't a stick of wood cut for de bouse." "Well, whai you all whinin' about, womin? I ain't takln' de axe am I?" Thanks, Vour Honor! The Judge had just awarded a divorce di-vorce to a wife who had charged non-support "And." he said to the husband, "I have decided to give your wife $50 a month for support." "That's fine, judge," the man replied, re-plied, "and once in a while I'll try to slip her a few bucks myself." LONG WAIT A subway was being dug. A drunk stopped beside the excavation and called down to the man at the bottom bot-tom of the pit: "Shay, watch'a doing do-ing down there?" "Building a subway." "How long's it gonna take to build It?" "Three years." "To heck with it I'll take a taxi." Heredity Zoology co-ed: "Is bow-legged-ness inherited?" Professor: "Definitely not" Co-ed: "Good." Another student: "Are you bow-iegged?" bow-iegged?" "No, my boy friend is." Foot Disease Sophomore: "Ever bothered with athlete's foot?" Junior: "Only once when the captain of the football team caught zos vttfc bit glrL" |