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I IHowever However it Is a novel idea and andthe andthe andthe the most original ongInal business busmess proposal proposalof of a decade I know of no cash of offer offer ofter fer like I1ke it since smce the depression and andIt andit andit It is JS good to know there is a man m in mthIs inthis inthis thIs country who knows where to toget toget toget get a * million rmllion dollars these days daysFor daysFor daysFor For that much money there are peo peopie peoplc peopie pie plc who would do anything anythmg The bIg bIgdrawback bigdrawback bigdrawback drawback is that Hitler has got such sucha a big start and I don t think thIDk It ItI itsporting itsporting I sportIng to limit 11mlt the offer to May MayThIs MayThis MayThis ThIs is pretty short notice tor for grab grabbIng grabburg grabbmg bIng burg a guy who has been on the theloose theloose theloose loose so long and besides May is a ahard ahard ahard hard month tor for the capturing bus busness I ! 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I IAnd ENEMY irto.I irtoI . / : : : irto.It7 . /t7 t7 . : t7r t7And . r And are you senous serious about the theI theundamaged theundamaged theundamaged I I undamaged unwounded unv.ounded unvounded . and un unhurt unhurt unhurt unI I hurt clause in m your spring ofler offer oflerAre ' Are you willing willmg to stretch a pomt point poinfI ' ' I II I mean would it be okay it If Adolf IS as ISbrought asbrought isbrought brought in . with v.lth vlth a little I1ttIe mouse over overone overone overone one eye or with a lock of his haIr haIrI haIrmlssmg hairmissing hairmissing7 I mlssmg missing ' It would be a helluva note noteIf noteIf noteif If I catch him and you rule the theI thecapture thecapture thecapture capture illegal just lust because he hesays hesays hesays I says that his back hurts him orsomethmg orsomething or orsomething something somethmg I Who is going gomg to judge whether he heIS heis heis IS hurt or DOt not not9 ' I want a good ref referee referee reteree eree as I have a hunch that Adolf AdolfI Adolfwill Adolfwill Adoltwill I will do a lot of squawking when he hefinds hefords hefinds finds fords liimselt hImself m in Pittsburgh in m a Mll Mil MlllIon Million Milhon lIon Dollar Th rty Days Only Con Contest Contest Contest test test , , , and he may insist mSlst tha that t he is In Internble interrible interrible ternble terrible condition instead of bemg being bemgundamaged beingundamaged beingundamaged undamaged and as good as new In Infact Infact Infact fact I think thmk } sou you OU should stretch a apomt apoint apoint pomt point and say that it If he is warped warpeda a little in m transit the cash offer willstill willstill will willstill still stand . . . 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If IfI IfI ItI I deliver him it is up to you and andPIttsburgh andPittsburgh andPittsburgh PIttsburgh to run the trial I am amtakIng amtaking amtaking takIng no Aances ct.llnces ctllnces Dances . on trials tnals All he hewould hewould hewould would have to do would be to get a agood agood agood good lawyer laWer ) to say that he wasn t tqUIte tquite tquite qUIte clear mentally Then there therewould therewould therewould would be the old business busmess ot of get get- gettIng getting getting - - ting the psychiatrists to ask him a alot alot alot lot of questions questJOns and then report he hewas hewas hewas was clearly a victim vlctlm ot of the fact facthIs facthis tacthis hIs folks made him eat lettuce Wlth with Wlthout without without out sugar in his boyhood or some somethmg something something thmg thing He would get put on proba probatIon probation probation tIon and in no tune time would be on onthe onthe onthe the loose again agam So I want the cash cashon cashon cashon on delivery Sam . . . 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