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Show 9 . 9:7h1tM3 rIb aa oLL :7h1tM3 7h1tM3 : ui ) ? about cWoat akitt aboutMinding akittMinding \ Minding 1\Imdmg 1 Imdmg Your Business . SANTA CANTA CALIFA MONICA , CALIF _ - , A society is forming formmg In England mEngland InEngland for the defense of the ofthe former Edward VIII , now notiv the nowthe notivthe duke of Windsor Wmdsor and hon hon- honorary honorary - orary citizen of all places In thIS inthis country named nan1ed for the Sim Simpson theSimpson theSim pson family famlly . This society does not hope to reo re- re . - store re.store restore reostore the duko duke to the throne That Thatwould would not only an annoy an- an annoy - . _ _ noy the archbishopof archbishop | of Canterbury , he aIready already al- al aI- aI alIready - Iready , ready having havmg thingsto things thing ' , to annoy him , . suchas suchas such f as Americans , . butwould butr butwould but r would seriously upset upx upset up f.set fset . x set Mr StanleyBaldwm StanleyBaldwin Stanley | BaldwmJho Baldwin Baldwm \ who \Jho Jho upsetsso upsets upsetsso upsets | so easily that It Itscems itseems itseems scems seems strange the theBrItIsh theBritish s sBritish BrItIsh BrItIshnever never have havethought havethought havethought thought otcallmg ofcalling of ot callmghim callingd calling callmg d ' him ReverSlbleStan ReversibleStan ReverSlbleStanBesides Reversible Stan IrvlnS IrvInS Cobb Besides CobbBesides the throne thronewould thronewould thronewould would be quite crowded it If the duke duketrIed duketried duketried trIed to snuggle in there along WIth WIththe withthe withthe the presrnt presf'nt presfnt ' occupantsWhat occupants 41- 41 - 41What a aWhat What some of us over here thmk- thmk think- think thmkand thinkand think thinkand - and that goes for many CanadIans Canadianstoo , . tOO-IS tOO IS - - is that England has a crYlI1g crying crYlI1gneed cryingneed cryingneed need thebroad for a society dedicated to the broad general principle prmclple of mmdIng minding mindingits mmdIngIts theduke theduhe Its own bus business mess and suffering suITermg the duhe duke and hIS'wlfe his \ wife \'wlfe 'wlfe wlfe ' to mind mmd theIrs theIrsWe theirsWe theirsWe We have a rough idea that both of ofthem ofthem ofthem them can better endure long-dls long dls long-Ors Ors longdlstance longOrstance long-distance long distance - - - tance snubs than officious meddlIng meddlingin 10 in their private affairs aITairs Just belDg being belDgan beingan beingan an ex king kmg is a hard enough Job- Job lob- lob Jobeven lobeven job-even job even - even if you can get gct it to do . . . Political Afterthoughts Afterthoughts\A Afterthoughts A . \ M MASTER seven,111 seven111 ASTER ROLLO , aged seven , and city raised , was V1s1tmg visiting V1s1tmgrelatIves visitingrelatives visitingrelatives relatIves in the country On hIs hIsfirst hisfirst hisfirst first morning mornmg he came in wearing wearmg a aworrIed aworried aworried worrIed cast of countenance ' Mother , " he said ' I ve ye been out outunder outunder outunder under the "fi fi "fi"Mother " mulberry trees . \ ' " " "Yes Yes "Mother Mother " , do mulberries have hard hardbacks hardbacks hardbacks backs and six legs and crawl around aroundon aroundon aroundon on the ground9 ground ? " " ' Why , certainly certamly not " ' Then , Mother , " said Rollo In InstrIcken instricken instricken strIcken tones , "I I " ! feel I have made madea a dreadful mistake " , What's Whats ' the point7 pomt point ? ' Oh nothing nothmg only onlyI I got to imagining Imagmmg what the brood brooding brooding 109 ing regrets of some members 01 of 01the ofthe ofthe the administration and a majority of ofthe ofthe the members of the senate must be bewhen bewhen bewhen when they recall the alacrity wIth wIthhlch withtrhich withwhich \/hlch hlch trhich \ / they moved to fill a certam certain certamI certainrecent certainlecent I ecent recent vacancy in 10 a certain certam very very111gh veryhigh veryhigh 111gh high court-m court m court-nn nn court - in fact the highest one'wc onewee one onewe've we've weve we\e we e \'wc\ 'wc wc \ 'wce ' ' ' \ e got . . * . Hirsute Hirsutemhty \mhty mhty 'Il1l1ty Il1l1ty \ ' u ility . 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