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MELEBRATING CELEBRATING his fifth blrthday birthday blrthdaythe birthdaythe birthdaythe the other day , , my small grand grand- grandson grandson grandson - son and n namesake lmesake < met another anothergentleman anothergentleman anothergentleman gentleman of like llke age who bragged braggedthat braggedthat braggedthat that his Ius nurse brought him lum to the theparty theparty theparty party m a car . . * , ' Can your mama drive drlve a c carp car9"inquired car9inquired lr < " " inqulred Inquired the guest"No guest guest"No ' "No No 'No " ' , " ' answered my descendant descendant"but descendantbut , "but but " but ' I'm Im ' going gomg to teach her . 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HE was a Communist , , of a abreed abreed abreed DF IF breed who are usually hall half hallbaked halfbaked halfbaked baked mentalities mental1tIes , it was only to tobe tobe tobe be expected that his hlS effort to mur mur- murder mur- mur murder murder - - der King Kmg Edward should be-thank be thank bethankheavensa bethankheavensa be - thankheavens heavens-a heavens a - a fizzleIt fizzleIf fizzle fizzleIt It If he was a lunatic lunabc , , then he's hes ' ' the thekmd thekind thekind kmd kind of lunatic who should spend spendthe spendthe spendthe the rest of his hl5 days behind behmd hIgh hIghwalls highwalls highwalls walls It If he was a deliberate dehberate as assassmwell assassinwell assassm sassm-well sassm well sassin-well sassin - well , at least he gave a agallant agallant agallant gallant monarch a chance to show showhow showhow showhow how gallantly monarchs can be- be behave behave be behave - have m in the face of danger . Any man , given glven the royal back back- background background background - ground and an open path to the thethrone thethrone 'rone rone throne ' , , can be a king kmg . , , but not ev- ev every every ev every - - ery king kmg is a man This Tlus Thus king kmg IS- IS IShe ishe is ishe - he proved it and this part of the theworld theworld theworld world rejoices rejolces at the outcome . . . . . Tue Tbe The Troubles of Europe . TX7E E " MAY "MAY 11IAY have our own trou- trou troubles troubles trou-VV trou VV - - W WE bles , including mcludmg so many manymountmg manymounting manymounting mountmg mounting taxes over the tile land and andso andso andso so much mountain mountam music over the therad1o theradio theradio rad1o radio , , but what with Spam Spain rent rentby rentby rentby by internal mternal war , , and France having hav hav- havmg having - - ing mg strikes stnkes which WhlCh almost apprO approxi approximate u- u umate l- l lmate - mate war , , and Poland threaten threatenmg threatening threatening mg ing revolt against agamst Nazi NaZl control of of"hat ofwhat ofwhat "hat hat what " , laughably , is called the the"Free the"Free theFree 'Free Free "Free " ' " City Clty of Danzig , and the therest therest therest rest of them pretty generally stew stew- stewing stewing stewing - ing in m their thell ' respective political pohtical casseroles cas- cas casseroles cas casseroles - seroles , , we're were ' lucky . In tact fact I can think thmk of but one onethmg onething onethmg thmg thing the European nations nabons have havewluch havewhich havewhich wluch which we could use , , but , , alas , , wIll wIllnever willnever willnever never get , , needless to say . I refer referto referto referto to the money they 0\\ 0 owe 0e \ \ e us usHow . . . How the League Performs Performs.T PerformsT . UlIDER UNDER " [ NDER the rattle of the machmeguns machineguns machine machme - } guns and the shrieks shrleks of the theVlctunS thevictims thevictims VlctunS victims as civil CIVll war flames across acrossSpam acrossSpain acrossSpam Spam Spain . . , that faint famt creeping sound soundWhICh soundwhich soundwhich WhICh you hear , sounding soundmg some some- somethmg something something - thing thmg like l1ke a mouse in the wainscot wunscot- wunscot wainscot- wunscot109 wainscoting wainscoting : - the of Nations tak talc- talc talcmg taking ing 109 , , is League - . ing mg its customary prompt steps to toeniorce toenforce toenforce eniorce enforce peace pcace upon this thlS and all allother allother allother other distracted countries countrles whatso whatsoever whatsoever wbatsoever ever . By the way , does anyone myonc remem remem- remember remember . - ber when , once upon a bygone bygonetime bygonetime bygonetime time , there was a war to end the thepersistent thepersistent thepersistent persistent disease dlsease called war , a afinal afinal afinal final war , which .Wch Wch . torevermore forevermore would wouldrestore wouldrestore wouldrestore restore true democratic prmclples principles principlesand principlesand and motherly love to rival nabons nations nabonsand nationsand nationsand and embittered peoples ? To date datethe datethe datethe the result makes one almost de- de despair despair de despair - - spair of ever finding find1ng a cure tor for tormy formy formy my dandruff dandrufI . IRVIN mVIN S . COBB COBS COBB.Copyrlcht COBBCopyrlcht . , Copyright CopyrightWNU -WNU WNU - WNU Scrrlee Service |