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WHEN depart-VV depart VV ' IIEN the Post Office depart- depart department department - ment Includes Jncludes among the gal gal- gallery gallery gallery - lery of the greatest Americans , to tobe tobe tobe be pictured In the new Issue ot of otmemorial ofmemorial ofmemorial memorial stamps , the faces of . , theConfederate the theConfederate theConfederate . Confederate chieftains , , Lee andJackson and andJackson andJackson I Jackson , what happens ? I Why , nobody waves the bloody bloodyshirt bloodyshirt bloodyshirt shirt . . 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