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SALESMAN A man who knows avery a avery very little about a 'a ' great deal and knowskeeps keeps keepson kee keeon keepson on , knowing less and less about more moreand moreand moreand . and : more , , until finally he h110ViS knows h110ViSpractlca knowspractically practlca y nothing nothmg about everything I I I I I I I I I I I Tilings Things may not be as bad as asI asthey asthey asthey I they seem , mused the pessimist pessimistbut , but they seem to be . Hungry Diner Dmer : : "Will Will " the hotcakes be belong belong belong long ? " they'llbe theyllbe t.hey'llbe Tony Meador : "Of Of " course not , t.hey'll t.heyll theyll they'll . ' be round . . " Phil Moogk MJoogk Mloogk tells of two brothers who whoran whoran ran a small sawmill together o-ether o ether - . . One of ofthem ofthem them " , was as converted at a revivalmeeting revIval revIvalmeetmg revivalmeeting meetmg meeting , and uigcd mged urged the other to followin follow followm m an his footsteps footsteps"I "I I " 1 know I ought to , . , Bill Ball , , but I 1 don'tsee don't dont don'tsee don'tsee dontsee ' ' see how it's its ' possible pOSSlble " "Why Why " nof not9 not ? presisted preslSted Bill "What's Whats "What'sto "What'sto Whatsto " ' ' to present pre\ent pre ent \ you ? " I"Well "Well Well " , it's its ' this way , , there s . s , . got to besomebedy be besomebody besomebody somebody somebedy in m this firm finn to grade the thelumber thelumber lumber " "Now Now " , , " said the hypnotist , , "I I " shall shallmake shallmake shallmake make this man forget everything " "Now Now " hold on , ; , " celled jelled yelled Howard Hov.ard Hovard . 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" , , " ' one elder whispered to another Just 3ust I Ione justbefore 3ustbefore before the services serV1ces started the ne'Ct neCt nett ' nextSunday ne'CtSunday Sunday morningIn morning morningIn i ' In his prayer the minister nuruster gave gavethanks gave'thanks 'thanks thanks ithanks thanks "for for " the timely succor sent us "The The " The vicars aren arent i t sure yet ct et who \ won won"Come \ on "Come Come "Came Came " , . , \ Mary l\Iary l Iary , ' I'll Ill ' ' show you ) ou how hov . w to wnulk tonulk nulk milk the tbe cows ; , " ' said sud : the farm girl to her toher city cousin . . Hadn't Hadnt ' I better begin begm ' with 'WIth a calf calfuntil calfuntil until I get some experience e"pcnence epcnence e.penence epenence " . ? 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Crov.den Crovden Crowden Crow . den of London has found hasfound that sun helmets lined with withaluminum withalummum alummum alumuaum foil are several degrees degreescooler cooler than ordinary ordmary ones one : , degreesI I A survey at any given time timc would wouldfind wouldfind wouldfind find bet\\ bet betty between beteen \ \ een 2 2500000 )00 00 500 ' ) 000 and 3 mIllion mIllionpel millionpersons millionpel pel persons 5 sons ens in this country illBritish ill 111 illBritish I British BIitish psychologists have concludedafter concluded concludedafter I after the study of bf identical tWillS twins twinsreared twinsreared I Ireared . reared apart , that intelligence is a amatter amatter matter of or heredity and that emotional emotionalreactions emotionalreactions emotionalreactions aI I i reactions are the lesult result of envhen- envhen envlacn- envlacn envlacnment envhenment envhcn-1ment envhcn 1ment envhcn1mentA - - ment I l mentA _ A new newacuum \acuum acuum tacuum \ method of extracting extractingexcess extractingexcess I excess water from newly poured con- con concrete concrete con concrete - - crete is said to increase the strengthof strength , [ I , of material matenal : from 30 to 100 per cent centand centand centand and cause it to harden in about 20 20minutes 20minutes 20minutes minutes I , I I IWhopmg I Whooping Whopmg : cough is the most con- con contagious contagious con contagious - - ' tagious of all diseases of chIldhood chIldhoodI childhoodexcept childhoodexcept I except measlesI measlesThe measlesThe measles measlesThe ' I The tallest taUest trees in the.orld the \ world \.orld .orld rorld ' . . are .are the thegreat I j great gums or peppermint peppermmt gums ofAustralia ofAustraliaVitamin of ofAustraJ.1a AustraJ.1a AustraJ1a Australia AustraliaI AustraliaVitamin . _ I Vitamin VIta.nun VItanun . B is being bemg given gwen to certam certain certampatients certainpatients certainpatients patients at the Elgin E1gm , . HL TIL I1L , , hospital for forinsane forinsane forinsane insane Doctors think dementia . prae- prae praecox praecox prae-cox prae cox forI - - I cox may be caused . by malnutrition . . hairI I Scientists Scienbsts say that cutting the haIr haIrdoes hairdoes hairdoes does not make it grow thicker tlucker , , andthat and andI andthat andthat I that shaving shaV1ng does not make it grcw grew grcwC'O'lrser greweo grewroirser eo C'O'lrser COlrser ' ' rser I : |