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But now they know knowabout knowabout knowabout about the armored tankand tank and the theI thescreaming thescreaming thescreaming I screaming shell and the admirable admirableflame admirableflame admirableflame flame thro\\ thro thrower throer \ er which cooks the flesh on onthe onthe onthe the living Hvlng bone They Tbcy were Isolated Isolated.Dat IsolatedDat . , Dat ole long distance dIst'1nce dIst1nce ' gun , she sho * ' hIn kin hInfind kinfind kinfind find y you o u whareveryou's whareveryou's wharever _ you's yous ' at ; all she vv \ antsIs ' ants 'lnts lnts r.J'Y r.JY rJY : . ' Is you ' home JIOIne address 6 )1 1 " ) ' dThey ,1 1 , They had h'ld hld hid ' barbarlc barbarlcpride bai boll baric if ifAlIIt ? AlIIt / ; . p pride- pride pride'twas pride rId e- e e'tas - 'twas twas 't\\as 't t as ' \ thebreath the they \y y \ . . 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Like Ll"e Lle ] " moles , the fugi rugl- rugl ruglth fugi- fugi fugitises fugitives - - th tives tises es burrow under tlie the mud \ walls \ aIls . . So Sowith , with his hi hiph hih . ; , h e"plosh eplosh explosives esplostves } " ca , , the tI.e tIe . white whiteman v . whiteman hite hiteman man blasts bl.Jsts blJsts . them out . Verily VerIty , there is no excusing e\cusIng e cusIng " \ : any nny race racehowever , howe\ howe hosves howeer \ er remote , ho\\ ho how however hoever \ ever bacl backward backwardfor . " nrd , , for failure to share sb'lre sblre shire ' in the cultural culturalbeauties culturalbeauties culturalbeauties beauties of this modern ch civlliyatlon cisili7ition 11I7'lUOn 11I7lUOn ' . . . . * . Joo Joe J00 Robnson Robinson's Robinsons ! * ' EleganceS EleganceNA EleganceSENA'IOIt Eleganco Elegance ElegancoQENA10R QENA10R NA ' OH Joe Robinson , somewhereIn somewhere S SENA'IOIt SENAIOIt In Arkansaw Ar1.ansa Ar1ansa . w , Dear SenI Sen-I Sen I Sen -I I - I hear hearsome hearsome heargome some of the boys are agin ngln you } ou for re- re reelection reelection re-election re election - - - election because y you've youve ou've ouve ' been guilty of ofspats ofspats ofspats spats in the first degree If your home- home hometoll.s home-folks home folks - - . toll.s tolls folks . predicate fitness for otiice office on rug- rug ruggedness ruggedness rug-gedness rug gedness - gedness of feet feet . , , , Plimo Pllmo Primo Camera Carnera Is theIr theIrman theirmaa theirman man maa . . But If they " want "ant ant brains at the theother theother theother other end to balance b'llance bllance bilance ' the load , I 1 Insist Insistyou've insistyou've Insistjou've Insistjouve you've youve ' got the credentials credentialsI I know how YOU\ YOU YOUe you've youve you're youre ' ' \ e suffered sulTered . . You Youput Youput Youput put on spats , and , Just about the time timeyou timeyou timeyou you quit being self conscious , theweather the theweather theweather weather turns " warm "nrm nrm on you . Still , a more tolerant day is dawn dawn- dawning dawning dawning - ing Why , , the first time I 1 wore spats spatsin spatsIn spatsIn in Paducah Pnducah I 1 needed police protection protection.It protectionIt . , It was wns n a good thing for me I wasn't wasnt wasn'tft wasntft wasn'ta ' a Yankee Yanlcce And on down do " n In the talltimber tall talltimber talltimber timber my wrist watch w'ltch wltch witch ' " was "fiS fiS mistaken mistakenfor mistakenfor mistakenfor for a n h1ndcu handcuff handcuIf r with a time lock on It it it.I itI . . , I 1 reckon they thought I " was "as as a fugitIve fugitIvefrom fugitivefrom fugitivefrom from nassar a n \ Vassar \assar assar ? daisy d'llsy dllsy ' ch'ltnNow slainNow chain ch'ltn chltn slain chainNow ' Now , just around e\ e every eery \ ery corner is a asan aservice nservice san service ice station st'ltlon stltlon ' , a beauty parlor p'1rlor p1rlor pirlor ' or a acountry acountry acountry country club . And that th\t th t thit ' \ , , mind you youwhere , v . where here once , \ when \ hen a boy came of age ngethey , they had h'ld hld hid ' to run him down with dogs dogsto dogsto dogsto to put pants on himSo himSo him himSo So cheer up . , Sen At least they theydIdn't theydidn't theydidn't theydidnt dIdn't dIdnt ' prove pro\'e pro 'e e ' \ a monocle on you ou . Yours Yourss Yourssympathetically Yourssympathetically s sympathetically mpa thetlcal1.r thetlcal1r . . . Cobb . * . * . AVcek A Vcekof Weekof \ Week \Vcek Vcek of PeaceTIIE Peace ' p0 THE THD TIIE sentimentalists sentIment'1hsts sentIment1hsts ' amongst us us.J- us.J us.Jthe . , - the peril of the moment Is that we wem'lY wemay wemay m'lY mlY may ' run out of these somethln something or orother orother orother other weeks weels , You know , weeks dedi dedl- dedl dedlc'1ted dedlcited dedicated - cated c'1ted c1ted cited ' to hav hw tray fever fe\"er fe "er er \ " or sanitary sanltnry plumb plumbIng plumblug plumbIng Ing lug or- or orankle or " - ankle length lenth . ; union suits or oranemic oranemic oranemic anemic Armenians You see , we only onlyba onlybase onlyhave ba base \ e 52 \ weeks eeks to start st\rt st rt ' \ "ithThe withThe " with "ith ith withTlie Tlie The surest way to spoil a good thIng thIngJs thingis thingIs Js is to 0\ 0 overdo 0erllo \ erllo it . That Th'lt Thlt ' also goes for fors'liad forsalad forsalad s'liad sliad salad ' dressln dressings s , four pins plus pants , rIce rIcepuddln ricepudding ricepudding puddln pudding and nnd the voung young oung thing who P\1tS P 1tS puts P1tSso putsso putsso \ so much make-up make up mal.e-up mal.eup mal.e male . - - - on her eye lashes she she1001.s shelooks shelooks 1001.s 1001s looks . as thou though h she sl1e were "ere ere sere s " peeping out outthrough outthrough outthrough through two buttonholes In an old oldplush oldplush oldplush plush vest Any party p\rty p rty ' \ could gain g'lln glln grin ' a alot alot alot lot of votes by Inserting a plank planl . in Its Itsplatform itsplatform Itsplatform platform calling call1ng for just one plain , old oldfashioned oldfashioned oldfashioned fashioned " week "eel eel starting " without "Hhout Hhout excitement ex- ex excitement ex excitement - citement on a n Monday Jond'lY JondlY ' nnd and ending very veryquIetly veryquietly veryquietly quIetly the foowin following } ) Sunday Sund'lY SundlY ' . . . . TugweJIand Tugwelland Tugwell TugweJI and Native Sons SonsUN'l'IJ SonsUNTIL SonsTJNTIL UN'l'IJ UNlIJ UNTIL ' he hauled h'luled hluled ' off of ! nnd nnll and made m'lde mlde ' thatspeech thatspeech that speech recen recently t ] ' . , Professor Profes-5or Profes 5or - Tugwollwas Tug\\ Tug Tugen Tugwell Tugwellwas \ en enwas was leading 1ealllng the brain trust with Ith the theUUe thetitle thetitle UUe title of Chief Lobe He lie may muy still sun be bethat bethat bethat that . , but just the same S'lme Slme sime ' . , if I \ were ere Tug Tug"en Tugwell Tugwell "en en well " , I believe ' I'd Id ' ( follow (01l0w 01l0w the advice advice"hlch advicewhich advicewhich "hlch hlch which " the fire department dep'lrtment deplrtment ' pilnts pllnts punts onthe on onthe onthe the theater the1ter pro programs rnms : ; "Look Look "Lool Lool " " about you younow younosy younow now nosy nnd and choose the nearest e exit etit ' : lt " Speaking Spe11.tng Spe11tng Speiking . oranlshln of or \anlshln anlshln \ vanishing banishing bpccles pccles species , what wh'1t- wh'1t wh1t whit- whit wh'1te whiteser whatever ' - - e\ e ever eer eser \ er became of the pe pedestrian estri'ln estriln ' c1'lcses c1lcses classes c1'lcsesIn classesin classesIn ' ; In Amcrlcnou America-you America you Amcrlcn- Amcrlcn America - ou know , people.ho people \.ho .ho who whowent \ whowent . .howent went places by the quaint old fashIoned fashIonedprocess fashionedprocess fashionedprocess process called caned v . walking nl1.tn nl1tn . 1 ? Todny Today the pop pop- - populaUon population - ulation ulaUon population ulationseems seems exclusively c\cluslvely c cluslvely ' \ : to be m'lcJe mlcJe made m'lcJeup madeup madeup ' up of ot two major m'1jor m1jor ' groups-those groups those groups - those with withcars withcars withcars cars \ who ho are arc rl riding lng and nnd those withthumbs withthumbs with | thumbs who crave cru\'e cru 'e e ' \ to do soAnd soAnd so soAnd And , speaking spe'll.ing spell.ing spelling ' . of or traveling tra.ellng traellng . , , I've Ive I\c I c ' \ dls dis dlscovered discovered discovered covered what what . , . , In the modern mNlern sense of ofthe ofthe ofthe the term . , Is a true California C'lhforni'l Clhfornil Cilifnrnii ' ' n1tive native n1tiveson nativeson nativeson son A native son is a n fellow feow } ) who hasbeen h'1S h1S his h'1Sbeen hisbeen ' been hero here long enough to sell seH his histraHer histrailer histrailer traHer trailer . , . . . Two Promlsinc Promising Actors ActorsMY ActorsrvL ActorsV/TY ActorsV TY MY rvL rvLBUDDING turnLJX / BUDDING ambition to turn turnactor turnactor actor has h'ls hls his ' had h111 hid a n boost . A young youngfellow youngfeHow feHow fellow , , who , I predict predlrt predirt , , will wJ1l yet get getsomewhere getsomewhere et etGome Gome\\ Gome Gomehere somewhere \ here in this business if he l.eeps leeps keeps l.eepson keepson keepson . on nfterdinner afterdinner trying , was over hCl lieie here e , nnd and , nfter after afterdinner dinner IsCharles , this parti party part , . \ whose hose nnme name Is IsCharles Charles Chaplin ChapHn . , Rave gave a\e a e \ an Imitation Imlt\tJol1 Imlt tJol1 Imitition ' \ of ofn ofa ofn n a bickhorie blckhor'le Dickhorte buz/ard buz ard buz71rd buzrtrd / 'I1 I1 'Iightin Iightin 'lighting lighting ' htln . : ? nlon alongside slde n a blck Dick Col-bert Col bert CoJbert Colbert hor'le horle hor-te hor te * ' - , . Such judges as ns Claudette CoJ- CoJ Col- Col - - bert and nnd : Edna Idn'l Idnl Edni ' May Oliver O1her ngieed ngleed agreed thnt that thntas , us as a buz7ard buz7llrd buzyard , he \ would ould fool un any anv ) 11\ 11 11Ing living livingcreature livingcreature \ Ing Ingcreature creature , except e\cept e cept ' \ possibly another bU7 bur bU7z'lrd burzird buyzard buyzardKut z'lrd zlrd zird ' z'lrdBut zirdBut special speclal spectrl Kut But t'1 t1 talk ' ] . about ubout nctin netln acting , , ' , now . B Bv By , spe clal ctrl request requtst relucst I placed played 1)l'1 1l1 ) ' ed the principal prluclpnl sup thesheer theslicer portln porting supportlna supportln supporting : ; role , that of the horse hoi hOl so se , . , un nnd and the thesheer sheer slicer .artistry artistry nrUstry . of tlie the pel pcifoimance pecfotmince fO ! 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