Show I Iff I DustI Desert Dust t II By Johnston I t I IThe The poor husband through no fault lof Hof hiS you ou know just happened to get getIl Il mixed J up with the wrong bunch came I home aroun four thirty a m Of course he he dId ddn not t awake tawake awake from his slum slum- slumber I her ber until thirty thirty n-thirty had to sit and I listen to a lecture until el cn thirty then the door bell rang He arose I Ithen gave his head a couple rang of o good hearty shakes and walked with a rather rathel un- un unI uneven uneven I even stride and opened the door There I he met a neatly diet dIe C L young oung I man wh who 10 t no tIme in in cr I himself Ir Sit said the looking sleek I young oung fellow I can see at a glance that you are a man of culture Dur- Dur During mg ing this time the caller was unbuckling unbuckling ling one of those gadgets that shows the dIfferent kinds of bo book k binding from the cheapest of cheese cloth to the best of bull hide I have been and I can see that my informant in- in formant knew from flom where he spoke II that you are a man of rare and un un- un unusual usual intellIgence NoW I am more I Ithan than pleased to meet a man of your type It assures me that I can yourI talk I to you in au alJ intellIgent way ay on this I subject we are about to dISCUSS and you will not be embarrassed assed as many men are by not fully the fundamental facts that I bring before yOu m in the course of ow out conversation Please Mr Mr- Mr do not feel that I am trying to flatter you ou h t really I feel mote mOle than fortunate s having the pleasure of meeting a aman aman man of your exceptional IntellIgence as my first prospective customer this Now I do not trunk think there IS a partIcle of doubt but that you will willbe be more than interested in one of these massive sets of books that I am going to converse pith you vou about Contain Contain- Containing mg ing one eighty volumes really this IS ISa isa a fair sized library within itself Con Con- speeches and an humorous say say- sayings ings from the w orld s most famous o orators and talkers Now get this please do not me you pay the paltry sum of one dollar down n then the sum of one dollar pet pel month until the price Is paId You would hardlY believe It but w v e can make delivery m in inless less Jess than thirty SIX hours Just to be flunk and eliminate a great deal of unnecessary co it is 15 one chance m in a life time It IS more than probable that OU be the only per per- person I that son m sour our entire communIty ty that will willI I have the good fortune of owning one of these massive sets You no doubt understand Mr Mr- Mr that the aver aver- average age man I might say the lower lover type of men do not read this sort of liter liter- literature from the simple f fact lct they have not the brain bram capacity to dIgest It It Itis is 15 only the few men of sour our partIcular type that can really fathom this sort of reading Just think of being able to quote te from the worlds world's most famous speakers and talkers and to Just a minute said the befuddled husband Lets see the index The agent handed It to hum The husband looked through the Inde index carefully I running hIS finger slowly al along ng the list of names He shook his head and handed the index back Nope hope he saId I am not interested I don t think your maSSIve set IS quite aU all you claIm for It You see e I am personally ac- ac acquainted with and lip 11 e a in the same house part of the time w th Ith the best talker the world has ever evel produced and you ha en t her name m in the I irdee A flashlight having a range of about one mIle has been put on the market Equipped v with ith many adJustments to insure accurate a new har- har harpoon harpoon poon gun has been made for sho S swordfish German radIO engineers e mg ing with teleVISion have e n a strange form of aerial for fOl pIcture transmISSion by wireless Ireless An automobIle Is legally defined as asa asa a wagon m in and as such It IS exempted under laws of that state from fromI attachment for a debt I I |