Show o 4 E 1 IT PAID BEST The school chool teacher was wac gIvIng her class u a talk talt on the ings of the wise Now here hert 1 Iv a very ery good e exam aIU pIe ot of what I mean she he sald II It Is more blessed to give ga e than to re Teacher piped up little Bertle Bertie my Imy father says he q sticks to that motto In hl lux business how noble of him l said the teacher Imn Im sure he must be a 1 very fine man Bv the way lY BertIe what hat Is your father s profession Oh Oh hes he's a boxer er 1 the boy proudly All New You lie want to see Ball Dall at the Savoy again You have ha seen It three times She Yec but not In thIs s 1 London Polite Humor A Dreamer Whit Is a debtor pa uA A man who ho owes money And hats what's a 1 cre creditor The man who thinks hes he's going to get IL 11 Not Fair Why Mabel-Why dl did Belle Belie break bleal the engagement ement Edith II was so untrustworthy I She he found he was engaged to four other girls and he had only told her of two Lost Prophets Prophet FIrst Roman noman at a ChristIan man mas Weve We've got n a capacity crowd hut still were we're losing money The upkeep on the lions must be pretty heavy Second Yes Roman sir These lions sure do eat up the prophets Generous Generou Gesture III I note that you occasionally In Indulge indulge In a joke jote Yes answered Senator Sorghum Even It If It doesn't happen to be n a avery very good joke It gIves my constituents the assurance that I am an- an anIons Ions fous to do what hat I can to make them happy Mutual Precaution Tier Her Father Young belligerently-Young man are arc your our Intentions serious lIer Ifer LO Lover LOer er Are hesitatingly er yours yours Brooklyn l n Daily Eagle |