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Show IT Desert Dust DustBy DustI ' ' 1 II IIBy I I [ ' By Johnston JohnstonAt JohnstonI Dustj j At this writing , June 27 was thehottest the thehottest thehottest hottest day so far this season , there isonly is isonly isonly only one way to get away from thIS thIShot thishot thishot hot weather and that Is to get your yourmind yourmind mind off of it In order to do that yourI you youmust youmust youmust I must put in your time talking aboutwhat about aboutwhat aboutwhat what a helluva heiluva cold spell spelle \\e e \ \ a \ e a had ! lastwinter last lastwinter lastwinter winter . We was all pepped up the other daywhen daywhenwe day daywheI1l daywhen wheI1l when ; \ -we we ke - e read In the papers that our ourgood ourgood ourgood good Semplehad sister , Almee Aimee McPherson Semple , had had a baby . We knew that if ifthat ifthat ifthat that was true things was beginning to tobrighten tobrighten tobrighten brighten and business was on thepick-up thepick up the thepickup thepickup pick-up pick up - But now we get the nev ne\\s ne s news nesthat newsthat \ sthat that it was just another one of Almee'spublicity Almeespublicity Aimee's Aimees Aimee'spublicIty Aimee'spublicity ' publicIty Aimeethey stunts Leave it to Aimee , , they can't cant ' keep her off the front page pageProfessor Professor Moley , the presIdent's presIdents presIdent'sproxy president'sproxy president'sproxy presidentsproxy ' proxy , will let them deal him presIdent'sI a hand handat handat handat I at the London conference If It the conIeience con- con confel con-feience con feience - fel Ieience lether ence is going to blow up , he will Wlll let J I Jher Iher her blow In past conferences we wehave have played 'Played ' ' big-hearted big hearted - Ikes Weassumed We Weassumed . assumed ! that other nations would not notgive notgive notgive give unless v.e ve ae \ . e gave fir.t firt fiat fir : . t Naturally Naturallywe we did most of the giving gIvmg There Theredon Theredon Theredont inthis don t seem to be any gimme boys in this gangChancellor gangChancellor gang gangChancellor Chancellor Hitlei Bitlel is ie ; still trying trymg outnew out outnew outnew new ideas His prisoners must pay paytheir their keep The rich ones are forced forcedto to pay the keep of the poor ones One OneprISoner Oneprisoner Oneprisoner prISoner . , Socialist reformer who had a large alarge Income , , is compelled to use it itmaking , making the prison pnson comfortable for the theothers theothers theothers others , while he l3 Is attached to the thebusiness business end of a shovel shoveLDollar shovelDollar . Dollar wheat and 10 cent cottonfeatured cotton cottonfeatured cottonfeatured featured in . ir ; trade reports That sounds soundsgood soundsgood soundsgood good , . don't dont ' it ? And there is no doubt doubtbut doubtbut doubtbut but what these prices are coming . But Butget Butget Butget get yourself braced , for when that thathappens happens haply thathappens thathaply you will have $6 6 $600 600 $ 00 flour and and$800 and800 $8 8 $ $800 800 $ 00 shoes shoos . "John John " " , . . " ' said the wife , "I I "r r " found If'ound Ifound ( ' somevery some somevery somevery very queer qu looking tickets in your desk 1.What 1What today desktoday . One said , Andy B , 8 to 1 . What docs does It all mean ? " "My My " archaeological ar- ar archaeological ar archaeological - chaeological studies , my ' dear deal ' , " he heanswered heanswered heanswered answered , "relics relics " of a . lost race . " It If thou takest takcst care to acquire acquireknowledge knowledge , . it will wlll prove a rich treas treas- tress- tress treasure treasure tressme - ure me , of which no one can deprive thee . |