Times Independent | 1931-12-03 | Page 4 | Students' "Boners"

STUDENTS BONERS two volumes of amusing boners compiled by alexander from students examination papers have been published recently by the viking press A few samples follow acrimony sometimes called holy is another name for marriage the government of england is a limited mockery in christianity a man can have only one wife this is called monotony jacob son of isaac stole his brothers birth mark climate lasts all the time but weather only for a few days the letters M D signify mentally deficient A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population longfellow was born in maine while his parents were traveling on the continent he made many fast friends among the fastest were alice and phoebe gary