Show K I 1 first aid to tired i memories J by RING I 1 mw to the editor I 1 suppose that theys a great many amongst your readers and a specially the older ones that find all the time forgetting things that they should ought to remember and I 1 was the same way mi self and one of my arlenda suggested that I 1 take one of these here memory courses witch he said had helped him a whole lot but I 1 said what Is the ue ot my paying money for a memory course when I 1 can probably get one up for myself just as good and mabe a whole lot better so I 1 set down and figured out a system of how to remember different things and now I 1 am going to pass the good news on to my admires and the between the other men ory courses and I 1 Is because I 1 dont charge anything for my lessons but all as you halt to do Is send la a stamp self addressed envelope so I 1 wont forget where you ahe at and I 1 will tell you the complete system but in the first place I 1 will give you a few examples of how the system worked with me and you can judge for yourself it its 0 K or the opp well to begin at the beginning the first time I 1 felt like my memory was slipping was about 2 mos ago when I 1 was out on the golf tins with a couple of friends and we was playing for a berry a hole and along about the ard 3rd hole one of my friends said he had a six and the other said he had a seven so they asked me what I 1 bad and I 1 said a five listen said my and 2nd friend how about them two times in the sloughed ploughed hed ground when you and never hit the ball at all so that set me thinking that I 1 bad entirely forgot them two whiffs so I 1 land of laughed to cover up iny cm barrass ments but I 1 made up my mind right there that I 1 would find out some way to remember them missed swings a specially when the boys was keeping such close tabs on a person so thit night I 1 remembered to go home and after dinner I 1 worked out a syi tern and the next morning I 1 tried it in the nursery and all tour ot my lids was in there to say nothing about the nurse and without consulting no notes I 1 called them each by their first name well I 1 said to myself this tern looks like it was A 1 and I 1 would be a fine stiff it I 1 dlan t pass it on to my friends that s inflicted the same way so then I 1 used the new system to try and think of some of my friends that had forgot different things and the ast 1st one I 1 thought of was a bird that him and I 1 hid been to N Y city a couple of mos before and had din ner and at that time he said lets make it dutch so I 1 said all right but when the check came around he said he was busy trying to get the maple syrup off his hands into the elnyr bowl so in this letter I 1 kind of reminded him about the dutch laws and sure enough in a few days I 1 got a letter enclosing 70 acts in witch was his share of the orgy so then I 1 happened to think of an other old pal that neer remember he was married and his wife had complained about it times so one night we was over to his house but he was not home but his mrs thought she knew where she could reach him by telephone so I 1 called him on the wire and told him to not forget he was and the nest night he come home and called his wife by her fart name witch is more than she could do to him as she even answer him Ier sonly 1 could gle you mothr proofs about how this system works for instants I 1 can et down right tulsi minute and without going into no newspaper files or calling up no si ort ing editors I 1 can tell who won between dempsey and tunney at last september or won the worlds last october and I 1 can tell if babe ruth swings right or left handed and I 1 can remember what year I 1 was mar aled and why and I 1 can recall the name of the school I 1 went one semes ter to before they decided that 2 semesters was I 1 too much and etc where this system comes in as handy as any other place is when a man Is dressing for instants how many of you gents puts on your acl lar only to find that your shirt Is off or dono your shoes and then recalls that the hosiery Is missing since I 1 got up this system I 1 can always man age to get my garments onto me as they should come and at ast 1st I 1 tried to do it in alphabet order but I 1 soon found out that I 1 no sooner had gotten my trousers on when 1 noticed that the underwear was yet to caroe and the coat had been on a long while before it had come time for the vet but the wy I 1 overcome these ties was to nuke up my mind to cl card the vest and then do the rc of it from omega to alphi intend of vice versa so then when I 1 the old costume the underwear come first and then the trousers and thin tt BOS and shoes and shirt and and finely wind up with the ca which Is just as tt should be this Is only a example to siow yu how good the system worl fiig lt dont slop with dressing but fco through a mans life anil as say I 1 puss it on to mv admires IT they will send me a stamp but no money and if aliv are satisfied alth alie coure the in anabe come alth a few biow era or a dozen by th bell syndicate inc I 1 |