Show I II I I L A FRIEND of mine HAS A swell home t WITH ALL the luxuries j t MAN CAN devise AND AND ANDI I IN the the bathroom bathroom S t t HE HAS a phonograph WHICH AUTOMATICALLY Y turns on S WHEN THE bath faucet i t IS IS' IS TURNED off AFTER THE water i QUITS RUNNING 0 i t tWELL WELL TH THE E other night THERE THER WAS WAS an n Englishman s a A FRIEND of his b i i CAME TO visit him t ELF v AND IT well was r NOW THE Englishman DECIDED TO take a bath 0 M WHEN HE retired S i t tSO j SO HE went to the bathroom o AND TURNED on the water AND AND GOT acquainted with the soap i AND EVERYTHING S AND WHEN the Water WAS THE right temperature I HE TURNED off the faucet I i AND CRAWLED into the tub BUT JUST then THIS HERE phonograph i 4 1 ST STARTED ARTED TO work I lAND i AND THE Englishman t i t GOT RIGHT up again I AND STOOD there i I. I IN THE bathtub v AND TH THE E water a er got got cold r AND HE didn't dare lie down Y t UNDER THE water I 1 AND HE nearly froze w BEFORE BEFORE THE evening was ver 4 BECAUSE THIS here machined machine machi I. I I t JUST KEPT KEP on o on playing playing laYing I ITHE THE SAME tune f 1 S t t i f BECAUSE E THAT H T is t the e way a I s a M MIT IT W WAS S re regulated ul te r i iA AND A D THE poor oo r Englishman f. I KEPT GETTING colder s s s AND THE water began to chill i t tAND AND AFTER awhile TH THE E MAN of the house 5 5 HEARD WHAT the tune was was s. s t 4 AND BEING quick witted wilted S i a aHE HE RAN over to the regulator AND TURNED off the music I AN ANS AND d SAVED his guests guest's life I BECAUSE THE tune I WAS GOD Save Sa e the he King t AND ALL Englishmen 2 a. a II fl i HAVE TO sta stand d up p WHEN WH EN IT is played I II I THANK you yu I |