Show Jane Connelly Is IsReal IsReal IsReal Real S Sob b Artist In New Crying twice a day for a whole season season season sea sea- son and well into another is the record record record rec rec- ord of Jane Connelly Connel who will be at atthe atthe atthe the Orpheum soon with her husband Erwin Connelly In The Tale of a Shirt They are real tears too not too not the gl glycerin gly- gly cerin or vaseline varlet variety She does not put a a. handkerchief to her eyes as must be done when the tears are phony phon but lets them roll roli down her cheeks and off the end of or her no nose e if tf they wish t tl take that route times a do n salty drops spot the front of her blouse sometimes thy drop into her tier hands and sometimes they thy even splash on Oil the floor In her ber new vehicle she enter right into the character of or a poor pOOl little laundry laundry laun laun- dry girl who deprived of all romance weaves one for herself around a shirt left at the laundry She decided the he owner or of the shirt must ha ha haa e eone gone one to war When a year passes and he does doe not call for the shirt she decides decide h lif be must have bren ben killed and pins a d gold star service fla flag on an her sleeve The owner awner of the shirt then comes in very much alive and shatter shatter- the romance by showing that he is ashamed to keep leep his appointment to take lake the visionary little laundry worker to a 1 picnic This is where the tears come iiiI in inI ill iii I r think of the poor little gui girl and alo I think too that ma maybe be there are arc sonic lOni in the audience who are aI lonely like sh h Is for often persons who ha have hare e a great gre t deal in this world lead lonely lives she hI said recently So that is wh why she he Is able tn to cry twice a a. da day dav But fortunately she ohp leaves crying for th the stage sta-e and andries rn ries x unprofessionally unprofessional v very ry seldom eldom once in a a. year or two The tears do noi depress her and she returns Ins to her dres dressIng dress dress- Ing trig room as gaily as she leaves it |