Show JOURNALIST TJ JIBES AT JAG AID ill IT AND VICTUALS Gridiron Club Makes Merry Merry Merry Mer Mer- ry in Dry Wry Way at Annual Cutup By Associated Press WASHINGTON Dec 15 The The Gridiron GridIron Gridiron Grid Grid- Iron club had its little evening of fun fun with public men and things at its opening winter dinner dinner Saturday night Headed by Vice Marshall l cabinet members member ambassadors and ministers of the diplomatic corps and members of congress a n lar large laige e guest list included scores of men well known In public and private life Nothing was spared from the tra I- I gridiron The railroad problem prohibition the labor situation woman woman woman wom wom- an suffrage reform and other topics inthe in inthe inthe the public eye camo came in for their share of good humored treatment Members of the club principally Washington correspondents took the parts of the actors in the skits which did the on these sub sub- JIBES AT JAGS As the capital capital like the remainder of or orthe the country has Ihas dry banquets or 01 at least supposed to it seemed appropriate appropriate appropriate that one of the skits should be A company of preparing preparing preparing ing brew was shown and some some- of ot the dialogue included the following Jabs A Gridiron dinner Is not the place for that sort of or thing There aint no place where Its It's more needed Speaking of books on the subject I Isee Isee Isee see by the papers that the prohibition enforcement agents raided the office of The Saturday Evening Post and confiscated six instalments of ot Henry Watterson's memoirs Has Ilas it got any kick in it SOME KICKI KICK Kick Well Vell you ought to ceo Beo the way it keeled over Morris Sheppard and Wes Ves Jones the other day I see Vice President Marshalls Marshall's here Did you ou hear him order the senate senate sen sen- ate galleries cleared the other day when we cheered Jim Reed 1 Oh yes s that's the tho oldest Moonshine Moonshine Moonshine Moon Moon- shine around here I fIr suppose you read that Jos Josephus Daniels thinks he has a presidential boom 1 I moonshine off of a green cheese Some singing singing- to popular airs with words arranged for the occasion completed completed completed com com- the evening It Included a little song for Vice President Marshall t to the tune of Bubbles with the re refrain refrain refrain re- re frain DITTY SUNG Im forever facing troubles But they never get my goat Senators Borah Reed and Johnson of came In for a little ditty entitled Hiram and William and Jim Four newly elected members to the club Ashmun N. N Brown of the Seattle Post Post- Post Mark 1 L. L Goodwin of the Galveston and Dallas News H II E E. C. C Bryant of the Charlotte N. N C. C Observer Observer Observer Ob Ob- Ob- Ob server and Charles S. S Groves of the Boston Globe were initiated They tried to pass puss themselves off successively successively as the tour sour horsemen of the I Apocalypse e the Four Apostles the Big BigI I Four at the peace conference and the tte I I Gridiron quartet but the diners would have none of it it the chairman pronounced pronounced pronounced pro pro- them the Four Flush whereat they retired to get up another another another an an- other skit |