Salt Lake Telegram | 1919-11-25 | Page 4 | Sport Jazz

IS s J pA p A 0 Z 7 R II L ZoTI By Razz Berry I I I HE war wa of the triple entente vs VII T THE P the allies in the American i I league league the the triple entente being Frazee Ruppert and Comiskey I and the allies being what is is left left has has sort of overshadowed the tho r real al h honest nest I to goodness fight bein being waged for forand forand and anti against the tite shine shire ball the sid d accessories to the crime I Therefore let us to touch h on it briefly Tho main idea s seems ems to be bo to get Oct through a spitball and shine shins ball pro pro- The baseball powers would get it through as the dry got through national prohibition without the folks folk prohibited having any Voice in the matter All they havo have left is the thirst That Is to say Hod Eller Udie di Cicotte and other birds bird who fool em om with doctored pills would be bo the subjects subjects sub sub- of prohibition They are kicking as hard as the guys who found the traffic sign against them on the portal of the thirst quenching emporium Eller Cicotte and others welcome the prohibition on the and shine ball as a hard boiled and red nosed gent would welcome an invitation to toan toan toan I an ice cream soda joint joints I They've even gone so o far as s to plan the enforcement legislation Prohibition isn't so bad alone but when they couple up an enforcement measure with it theres there's nothing left but the lake or the river and a guy can carl can either drink it or drown himself in it It is hard to imagine imaginG a a. fellow drowning himself in plain water after aHer trying to drown himself in booze for all these years The prohibition against the and the shiner might go so far as to take the pitchers pitcher's glove from him thereby prohibiting him from hiding therein resin cut glass glau broken glass gravel gravol tobacco juice paraffin and licorice licorice drops The suspicious legislators legislators legis legis- in baseball con congress gross imagine a ashine shine chine ball pitchers pitcher's glove is something like the stomach of an ostrich