Show 1 1 Confessions Confession I 1 F Of a Bride The Rescuer P Plan n a Gas G Attack to Win Back Katherine Miller At the hotel Bob remained silent and Indifferent to my my woes That was Wu masculine I 1 became independent and talkative e That was waa feminine I 1 spoke of ot Berghoff and the horrible end to which destiny had driven him a him a snake killed by a snake snake but but I passed over the final Incidents of that wretched morning in short I 1 humored Bobs Bob's mood although I didn't like myself for r d doing g it I was determined to let let i him depart without a settlement ot of of our trouble Above all I wanted to avoid making an exhibition of ot my own unstable ble nerves That I kept from crying cry- cry Ing as I chattered was a triumph but one OM which really gave me little satis saUs- faction It would have been much easier euler to have had a fit of hysterics followed by to a comfortable reconciliation and to have haTe sent Bob Dob off oct with a hug and a MM kiss according to popular formula for domestic bliss bUu To abide by the th facts tact In the case was difficult but honest at least No o ocI cr cI caress 11 s could alter the tho fact tact that my mt husband WM was me doubting me wron wrongfully f and ana that he be was me In great r ment mental i distress to distress to hasten to the tho rescue rescue rescue res res- cue of at an on unscrupulous UI us beauty The search party went off ott on an evening evening evening eve eve- ning train I had expected It would look d decidedly theatrical theatrical-a a gang of at ex-cowboys ex and ex-doughboys ex most moat marvelous to see I 1 was wall disappointed Morrisons Morrison's men looked like the other travelers who waited for tor the train Th They y appeared to b be ordinary mining men who were running down to Mexico 1 to look over a property I 1 had to remind myself that they were far from tram ordinary The sheriff ex of at a a. Tex Texas county who was the guide had worn the red triangle in France rance The little chemist dried up and browne brown like Uke e an old walnut was a scientific genius He came up to our parlor for tor fora tora a private talk with Bob and with him came another remarkable person a former former former for for- mer A. A E. E I F. F sergeant a a. giant football player who had a famous list of oe German German Lerman Ger Ler- man captives to his hrs credit Harrison the chemist eaid said that hat they Continued on following p g e. e CONFESSIONS OF BRIDE Continued from preceding page had just hit on a a. gr great lt scheme schem He lie put it briefly Well Welt smoke em lem but out Lorimer C It it Gas em exclaimed Sergeant Ser- Ser geart geant Grimes Stupefy the bandits and then get ay awby with the girl We wont won't have to fire a gun gun added Mack the ex- ex sheriff Naturally we aint going to stir up trouble for the United States by shootIng shootIng shooting shoot- shoot Ing any darn worthless Mexican outlaws out out- laws not laws not If it It we can help it S See e said Grimes Grimee With A nod Bob Dob admitted that he saw then he asked with an anxious wrinkling of or his forehead But the young lady lady will will she be gassed too too Not enough h to h hurt rt her Ill I'll take care of that said Grimes As soon as her guards get drOwsy we rush in pick the lady up and get her out where rf she can breathe See At this Jimmy boy who sat with me meIn meIn mein In a c corner comer tn r went off into a no roar loar of laughter Gosh What bum luck Tuck for me not notto notto notto to be bo In on the stunt he said Say You guys are going to contribute a new Idea to the art of at filmmaking Ive I've wondered what movie heroes and hero hero- heroInes heroines ines Inca were going to do without liquor to knock out their enemies with Never thought of r gas pas pas' as Boy you'd of thought all right If you'd ever er been put to sleep sloop with It like UkI I was said Grimes Then heI ho he turned to Bob with a question What I do you vou say boss boss' Ill take Harrisons Harrison's Judgment answered answered answered an an- BobOf Bob Of Of course you understand were we're not L I planning to make maIm a II nasty German gas Jas attack attick Harrison replied Well Just put em nto into a drowse nobody drowse nobody hurt In Inthe Inthe inthe the end I assure yoU Lorimer Then go o to it It Bob ordered You can trust Harrison to turn his trick remarked the guide but It H aint no in n to what youve you've put on me mo and Morrison Morris n at nil all to the gang and and the girl sir I sure wish we had hadan an airplane for that Of ot course courso everybody looked at Jim He answered with a shake shike of the head Nothing doing he said The old I bus is stalls cranky stalls when she pleases pleas s sonly only only a a. fool would risk a forced landIng landIng landing land- land Ing on a Mexican mountain range Later he whispered to o me But I can get her tuned up for fora a a. afew few l lessons over some flat place here hereIn In Teas T If youre you're still set on learning Sissy Sissy To be continued 1 r. r |