Salt Lake Telegram | 1919-10-14 | Page 7 | Around Salt Lake

I OUTSIDE MY window THERE WAS WASa a boy AND HE was blowing A WH WHISTLE ISTLE i LIKE POLICEMEN blow AND HE kept it up ALL THE day long r i AN AND I couldn't 4 w work rk V I SO I yelled at t the tho kid t t TO CUT it out ut I AND HE made a face at me AND KEPT up p the the noise AND AND I th threw ew a book at him WHICH MADE him angry AND HE bl blew w the harder i AND GOT GOT a few friends l I TO COME COM E w with th him t I AND ALL of them blew whistles TILL I grew grew madder s sAND AND MADDER MADDER AND I I. I told the policeman ON OUR beat THE NEXT day I. I WHILE THE kids were there II AND HE sa said d. d HE WOULD look into it I BUT HE I AND IT went on FOR FOUR days AN AND D I wasn't getting anywhere AND THE kids were wro enjoying it it AND STARTING libraries WITH THE books I threw at em SO I 1 got up t AND WENT down there WHERE THE boys were AND I asked aske em cm IF TH THEY EY ever drank n t AND THEY THE said sald they hey did SO I bought em a Body sody n 1 I 1 AND WE t talked things things' over ove f C AS MEN to to men 1 AND I told them he Jt i I HOW IT was I J ABOUT ME being nervous nervo J r AND EVERYTHING SO TH THEY EY agreed to lay offs off fi I IF F I would purchase t A SODY apiece 1 EVERY SECOND day r AND IM I'M doing it it WHICH SHOWS you I THAT DIPLOMACY I I IS A fine thing I i IF YOUVE YOU'VE got bribe money money I TO GO with it I I THANK you I