Show b W OO W V o 0 8 6 DI Training camp dirge Its It's an awful death to die clio Its It's an awful death Ileath to die dlo Its It's an awful death I To h bo be worked to death eath t I Its It's an awful death to die die The l landlady believes In the literacy test for baseball pl players player lyer And you would too says she If Ifs you'd see the thelI lI litter ter some of them bring Now Is the time lima for all good fans to come to the aid of their favorite manager manager man man- ager in picking his first team Mary caught a pitcher i She took him for a time C Cabarets and picture shows Hes He's now without a dime A lot lol of the Bee recruits at nt went uptown the other night to sea seo the town pump unveiled The Ogden man who tried to swap a stolen Bible for a drink of whisky had a good word for the bartender I Two f famous whittlers had a contest at San Luis Oh Cal CaI with the result that one ono of them whittled sticks of oC wood 2 feet lon long and 2 inches thick into shavings In an fin hour hou and tho the other was ani only four sticks behind him Somo Some cutups cutups cutups cut- cut ups Wouldn't do to tD turn them loose In one of our forest r r reserves c erves c oA o A cr crab Is the man who wont won't play because because because be- be cause he c cant can't be at the b bat all the time The Cleveland Indians ought to burn up the American league lealIe They've Just bought worth orth of or Woo Wood Joe Wood says his name Is not Joe at all Never mind Joe the fans will find finda a proper n name for you as soon ac as you make a break In Cleveland Why shouldn't baseball players make mako good r soldiers at tho the front The boy who can throw a ball batt from deep center to homo ought to come In handy in casting hand grenades I Dill Bill Bernhard Is peevish at the Idea of teaching the players to be soldiers He says that most of them already know I more about soldiering than Napoleon himself Davy David Dald the Bull of lIlo Butte and Roaring Rogers of will battle for blood and boot booty on local bowling alleys alles l late this afternoon If they don don't dont get et kept In alter atter school work school work I mean Davy David met I defeat the last time this pair pall met Admission will om be bo b by c card caid ud udon I on only I a I Howard McBride says he dont don't think much of that one |