Show PUTTING EM OVER With lith Bugs Baer Copyright 1316 1916 by the tho Press Put Pub Pub- Co Lr co N N I E vr MAC KS K'S had a a. pretty good season last p- p year One crowd went away and forgot his rub rub- gi bers The magnates fans and ball players arc convinced that two of the trio are arc all wron wrong Two hour four days das are re better than one ono hour eight da day Sonic Homo Ice f skaters arc always alwa's In itt midsummer midsummer mid mid- summer form Frenchman has hRs Invented a a. now nc poisonous poison polson- ous gas sas that Is almo almost t as bad as tho the fumes a wrestling match Public aint falling f so 60 easy these days daye Fred Fulton Fullon is a great l drawing card but so is a mustard plaster Magnates ta want to pay flay ball players player what hat tho they are worth and aDd no man can live 11 on that Unless s the ball players players' demands are met it looks as If the baseball parks willbe will willbe be dark AT NIGHT IG Trapshooting Is a great winter sport but tho the discourage it In summer Ai 4 A A. A U. U might ht arrange it so a left left- handed d amateur can take money with his right hand An would get Jet sore If a judge sentenced him to do It TEA YEA BO HO A bas cool manager is a bird who moans when hen he lie Is trading nothing for or some some- thing No matter how much he likes like his meals meaU no fight manager likes to see ace his hi meal ticket getting punched No Xo reason why Cincinnati should win wina a pennant You never see the caboose In front of or the train The U guy who tried to mako make polo a poor s inan sport wont won't be heard front from again unless the keepers arc are negligent Alexander the Great evidently figures ures i that goose eggs should be worth as much muchas as at hen fruit Rook shortstops find It a tough job fillIng filling fill fill- ing Ins Hans funs Vas Wagner's shoes with Hans lIms still in em When you get tired of sport aport why dont don't you take up golf Public i is L' L starting to wise up to the fact that the old raspberry Is an all year round fruit YOU SAID IT I When a gent cats eats a toadstool tOi fur for ur a muhr mushroom om he goth goeth where the woodbine and the grass is evergreen But Buta I a couple of fI fighters or wrestlers can feed him a toadstool exhibition and h he gets ets fat on it Funny how many ptomaine tournaments a a. real fan can San s stand for ML I IL PEPPER If you want to take up a nice little game unspoiled by the greed of gold nV cluttered IU up up with no grasping man man- agers not tarnished with mercenary athletes where no hoarse hoare squawks squawk for more coin resound where contracts are not tossed back and forth like boomerangs well 1 if you want to be a fan tan In that game Jut just look up the schedule and see when th no next boat crosses crones the Styx Statistics St. show how that there thero wa was about a a. hundred millions ons of or coin In circulation I last t year car most of or it in par ma ma- chines Makes public on wonder er to read about baseball star refusing a year eur We le could get along on a year car without having to lo cut our own o hair WE HAVE WHY NOT I Molla Iolla played land In a mixed doubles doubles dou dou- bles match the other da day and the three of or em managed to beat beal herlien her When lien Coach Foh ell promised Penn a t winning ln eleven cleven he was handed the same came hoot boot Columbus got when he said the world wan aH round In spite of or Walter Valter Johnsons Johnson's efforts It looks as If Ir Wilson was going to sign signup signup up for four foul years more lh a second dIvIsion di division dl- dl vision townly town Time The Ty ly y of or the tue Federal lea league u Is la slow now only Benny ann Kauff Kauf of r time tho National Anyway General Pershing verified the rumor that the rumor of Villas Villa's death was only a rumor After getting an Oln earful of ot that amateur tho the public Is convinced that An An amateur amateur Is a tL bird who can gelan get gel an any auty money for rol his service ser An An amateur amateur is a cu guy suy who doesn't accept enough mone money for his services A A professional amateur I is a fish who squawks for too much money for or his servIces cervices An Arm Iron man should be some other ins ma above the ears car Baseball players and baseball magnates agree that a vote oro Is unanimous when everybody agrees to It but h baseball base base- ball rau fans A BASEBALL FAN IS 15 THE HOLE IN INTHE INTHE INTHE THE CRULLER |