Salt Lake Telegram | 1917-01-21 | Page 2 | Bay Rum Jags and Which Hazel Stews in August

Bay Rum Jags And Witch Hazel Stews in August Prohibition Bill May Not Eliminate Drunkenness Drunken- Drunken t ness Is Belief battle a I An angleworm will rooster declared a member of or the house committee committee on un prohibition yesterday c In Iii discussing the proposed pro or ot couple JO posed joed d measure mea after a tim drinks of if tincture of capsicum but 1 dont don't know how wo we are atc going olg- to keep it out of the time stomach of or a aman aman aman ettin ie rc results man really set seL el on getting That compound 1 i Is 9 95 per cent alcohol and r G 5 p per r cent cont red u-cd pepper The latter will ihl give o i a n. kick to the drink that is estimated to pro produce uce four tour fights three heated arguments ments meats and innumerable differences of nf opinion to the quart IU Not ot only that hut but the belter better half halt will have to lock up ill the olin flavoring extracts or 01 friend n husband will be 10 giving ln 1 a aTt I Tt realistic lIstiC imitation of or a cream cake cale or 01 a u rice mice pudding When hen hen time the barber asks asla the customer customer cus cus- tomer after the first of A August If ie ho he wants ha bay rum ruin he lie will have to cro cross s examine him as to whether it shall shan lIe be applied externally external or I with a funnel It will keep throe three c relays of busy filling the I witch hazel bottle hottle and and you'll have to engage seats In advance ad or let your grow When h 11 John home about three bells the tho lad lady of the house smelling his breath will ill think all the scents of or Arab Araby are with herand her herand her her- and anil the they probably will be A patchouli cocktail with a dash of ot jockey club chib as ns a fo foundation a tion has probably been succeeded by hv in innumerable innumerable in- in numerable musk juleps jUlep r attar of ro rose smashes mashes and Lang Lung 1 lips flips These e liquids all contain a n large laige percentage e of or alcohol and amid we c cant can't nt do away with their sale pale All wo we can do is fo to leave spirits of camphor cam eam- i which also contains a large I amount of ot jo joy producer I on the I market marlet for Cor th the tho perfume drunk to toI I sob sober up on the next day