| Show Sidelights on Inaugural ww Funny Ind Incidents N I v ro that the Inauguration Is If irtI I NOW Y I all he be written over oven the tha real story Ilor ma may maybe mayhe In the tine first place let It il ithe h be he recorded that Mutt Thomas wore wort- worta a silk sille lint hut It was Just a n hit bit fog foggy around thO H yesterday yes yes- CS morn morning In Ing and nh le besides heids III's the night might before efort waa vaa New Ne' Years Year's eve lve So when Thomas Thomas' silk hut came come glimmering and auth Into the tine lobby a i. i lot of folks foils ml mistook took him for tot one nine or UI the lie other of or the lie guy gov o They Th weren't sure which Matt Mall on th the strength of the tho topper top top- per iier Jer got gol more applause than either I governor did IUd The lint band han arrived hp at 11 1030 1010 l and amid I I III I proceeded to tn air nir th the Inc stirring I strains of or a Souis Sousas march In tine tho lobby hobby Now I 0 io a. a m. m on Oh January Janu Janu- nr cry ary I 1 is Iii J I 1030 0 30 a. a m m. particularly in it nt C Chot hot hotel l. l n ling camo carno the lie hell bell of the tine telephone and the tine hotel operator saw ret that somebody on tin hitS sixth floor flom was waN calling Sa Say for Cor t tine the ht love Jove of or MIld Mike aib they still dancing down Iown in the he grill Why h dont don't they wend scud that hat orchestra orches orches- tra a t a home And sa say girlie hook me nC up till with the lie bar I hal I want a n Swiss e s. s And so onIce Oil on Ice water to room I remarked the clerk cieri to the bellhop The TIne band was wal on art the tho forte Corto fortissimo for for- portion and tho ho bellhop didn't hear at all Interviewed ho Inc r remarked d that he couldn't see Bee let lel alone hear Ther were at lea least t ten or fifteen firt fir fir- t teen bell en Ct Democrats who vIno had hind never lit been at nt such uch an nit affair be before before be- be fore ore ane and who ho were trying to look lookas as 15 if it the they were re regular s of or hotel lobbies But nul the Democratic countenances were vete as aR nothing to those of oC the tho Republicans I Jesse Jewkes more morp- like Ilk Lincoln than ever evem was there attempting to tn bo ho clubby chubby and making an nn ilL III success s of or it Warden Pratt was also there and anti ns as talkative c as aM ver rIn r In nn an hours hour's time line ho lie said five words words- II Figuring urill on staying 13 in ill office four foul more years cars n. n kidding friend asked Might not Ii live liv that thal lon long said fahl Pratt and subsided Into silence About 11 o'clock sundry persons wearing Utah county count scenery on nm Improvised red plug hats hats hll w bk-w Inn In In making almost as much noise as 10 th the band banal Why Yh the they should have labeled their heir hats Utah count county Isa is isa isa a m mystery lter It was entirely un un- un- un necessary ry There were were eleven of or them but hut despite the fact tact that Provo 0 Is dry one of fir the leaders laders questioned by ly a reporter looked cm em over o and de declared de- de dared hero thero were twenty Governor elect Bamberger el lookIng looking look hook ing lug for all nIl the world as if it lie he wished It Il were all over oyer mopped his brow as he waited for or tine tile man Into who whose e shines sho's he would slide It It seems that th the one be- be lied hl his name name- and wasn't Wl spry nt Ht all ho all ho was wa about lt an hour late lato Bad cI as 85 being holing hub late to ones one's own 11 wake wak rerun remarked rl ed a bystander inder Ma Mutt lall Thomas wore that silk Milk topper If f f his bin hruz brazenly lIly and openly us as a iian can Cain do when ho inc hats has worn cm Iii before Lie IIo wore wor ft it in fuel fact with great t abandon and a along along long t tailed coat coal Not ol so o the tine two tWI governors Ju Th They Tiney didn't put cm on Oh till the they haul hall to Spry got ot there Ho lit wore wor a iI i soft hat lie must have had hod his hia silk Ilk one olle tucked away wn somewhere about his person He lIt an find and Governor Gov Go crane ernOl Ila shook hands because the they wen wen- cr supposed to to movie lc antI and besides them were wen cameras present and ail then lien the they both put on till Inn the hl high h lids and made a dash dalh for it i Inc Nino professional Sou Southerners thern rs In tine the lobby were cheering Dixie and the tine crowd didn't notice no- no tico tice tho tine two executives cx IJ at all They might hl o ha o 0 got ol awn away fine hut hint they thy thought these e nine were wre cheering them m and they smiled antI and bowed whereupon tho tine nine continued continued con con- cheering and 11 the lie rest rest rest-nR as Salt Snit Lakers do made do-made made a wild rush for the tho door so 80 a as to beat the honored hon lion ored ones onca into the tine street There were several N automobiles outside most of or which w wore re furnished fur fur- nl II by local agencies for Cor motor motor mo mo- tor tar cars cans The Thc rca reason on the they furnished furnished fur fur- these cars curt Is 3 not nol because Use the they sero so o public spirited one driver er explained but because you jou know if it the tine governor rides in a model of or the ne' ne new machine that news can be ue sent Bent to tolie the lie factory and largo large credit re re- re ed cel In tho the excitement the national guard orderly finally found Governor Gov 00 Spry and saluted him arid and the thc governor forgot he ho was commander com corn mander of or the tho Utah army and navy y and amI started to tn shako hako hands h Then ho Inc remembered and gave e a a salute The mounted police some police some of or whom nrc only mounted on parade occasions and KO so somewhat t unaccustomed unac unac- clI tomed to horses horses got got on oni cm em and headed the tine parade Then c came camo me tho the traffic officers sore ore because because be be- cau cause o they had hind to walk Then Tint tho ho hand band tho drummer with numbed fingers and anti the horn players with chilled lips The Tine Utah halt wore overcoats O and looked fairly com com- with wit th the exception of DC three or 01 four who c e mounts were Inclined to trot xi n bit lIlt At the tine state Justice u Str who wino IK is a perfectly good Republican enjo enjoyed cd tho thu plen pleasant lt experience of or Inducting whatever Pl that lint is 15 a perfectly good Demo Demo- crat In the language of r Boston one might remark Tho former fornier monarch Is de deceased tie tie- ceased ma may tho the mortal existence of or tine the succeeding ln- ln rul ruler r be bo I i prolonged |
