Show P. P 4 a Laughs m DULL WORK Jimmy Jimm 6 said his boss fila these letters let let- ers An hour later Jimmy said faid to 10 tho the bo boss s You told me to file the these thc e letters f sir air lr but ut wouldn't it do Just a as well if It I trimmed them off orr with the tho shears TWEET TWEET Two gentlemen were vere walking along along- n a hIghway near a railroad One Ona of them was exceedingly hard of hearing Alons Along came a a. train and the locomotive emitted an ear e r splitting shriek Ii Hm ml I said tho the deaf man tho first robin Ive I've heard this spring LEF LEFT HANDED COMPLIMENT A retired clergyman tells a a. good Joke at al his own expense Ho lie was accustomed to officiate frequently as a vacation supply supply sup sup- pi ply In a suburban church church- One Sunday after service an old lady the housekeeper housekeeper in the home of ot a a. friend spoke poke to himI him I I 1 want to tell you OU sir bir she sho said how much I enjoy going to church on tho the days das that tha t you ou preach The clergyman replied that he ho was very cry very much gratified gratified Oh Oh sir she added with appalling candor candor I I 1 get t such a a. good scat then then then- New York Vo World ld TO BE SUED SUBE At one of or the New England universities there was a rather conceited undergraduate undergrad undergrad- who was tom t-llly t enough h on one occasion occa occasion ocCa- ocCa sion Ion to attempt to chaff a a. member of or the tho faculty who in to the youths youth's opinion evinced too marked u a devotion to the words of Herbert Spencer Do you know the tho youth s eaid d to his preceptor I 1 hold hoM rather a contempt for tor I 1 greatly fear young youns man was the response that your contempt has not been bred b by familiarity otts ott's THE NEUTRAL CRITIC Because of or the rainy weather Thursday Thurs Thurn- Thum- Thum day night of or Jast last week neek Tho The Hustler did not play a at 1 the opera house home The pla pia play would undoubtedly have o been good but but wo we do not wish ish to criticise criticise the rain rain Burchard Neb Times Time HE COULD TELL ELL Payton Why Payton-Why Why are you so 50 sure that is a aNew aNew New York baby She cant can't talk lalk Parker Parker Parker-No No but she can lisp Dou Dough h- h dough Car Clr n and nd Tan Jud Judge e. e ONE Ono One touch of oC nature makes the whole hole v world orld kin One touch of or humor makes tho the whole world grin In One touch of oC scandal makes the whole world chin One Ono drink too many makes the whole world spin Cincinnati Enquirer PLACING PLACING- THE BLAME I 1 suppose you think I look pretty prett disreputable dis dis- dis reputable Yes You look as if IC you had beon been among evil Il companions where you rou wrong me Ive I've been playing with some of the nicest little boys In town t tHE HE BALKED A young theologian named Fiddle Ref red ed to accept his degree dIee Foxy Us be For said he enough h to Fiddle Without being Fiddle D D. D. D Philadelphia Public Ledger |