Show Do You Remember Old Dime Museums Do you jOU remember remember and and you dont don't have to have an annual of the Old Timers Timer's club to make it the it-the the dime museums of a few t If years ago lj U The awful sickening nauseating mind hitting and appetite 1 I. I destroying nature mistakes which were paraded before the faltering faltering faltering falter falter- ing eyes of the public for the small sum of 1 Probably you OU do You cant can't forget the sights They sticklike stick sticklike sticklike like mire And the unfortunates who could not work like ordinary beings but had to parade their misfortunes before the eyes of the world had their swe sweet t revenge re for others felt just as miserable as they after seeing the show And by bj some misnomer of the English language language lan Ian guage such affairs were called entertainments For weeks after losing that hard earned dime at the museum mu nut seum the poor misguided spectator couldn't eat a steak without seeing the skinny man couldn't partake of ot spinach without visions of the spider boy or eat veal without a raging fever of memory of the tile two-headed two calf The India rubber man man manthe the bearded lady lady false false or true it matters not the wild man Inan J ft the lIfe the dog faced boy the fire eater and the hero who could stick pins in his anatomy for ten dollars a week week all all these browbeat the outclassed fr imagination of the unfortunate audience for months months' afterwards If the crowned heads of E Europe roP did see half those monstrosities monstrosities-as monstrosities monstrosities-as as they were advertised advertis d to do they do-they they went right out afterwards and dared death by pulling the whiskers of the first Bomb Thrower of the Anarchist Brotherhood There could be 1 nothing worse than that old Chamber of Horrors jv it 1 But nowadays for Jor half the price a Salt Laker may Inay go to a motion picture house and enjoy an hour of light music of the popular popular pop- pop 7 ular kind ind and watch pictures of humor melodrama and adventure The fhe evening is still young by the time home is reached again And in addition to a sound sleep undisturbed by nightmares of oft t victims of mischance on the living in the borderland between hu- hu inanity and rand the brute one ma may may- enjoy every meal that comes his way without any recollection of pallet strangling monstrosities |