Show I Chauffeur Wins Race I of Eagles at Lagoon I by Ignoring Widows I Stock in the Salt Lako Lak cars is booming todi tod Walter Griffin the pound chauffeur chauffeur chauffeur of one of that firms firm's big See See As You Enter cars won the fat mens men's race raco at the tho Eagles' Eagles celebration at nt Lagoon Lagoon La La- goon yesterday tho third time timo Ive I've won on that event remarked Griffin today Yep Yen You see seek it was exactly fair I only weigh 27 pounds Still tho the other heavy wei weights could have cased off on or their poundage just as I did No I didn't diet either eitner I kept right on with pie pic an and and l milk Utah vegetables and Salt Lake beefsteak It wasn't in the tho smokes either that the tho other chaps lost Ill I'll Ill I'll tell you rou how it was They The surely ha had l some races out there yesterday There was ono one for tor widows which wa was n n. dream And the tho married women waltzed down the track before he tho admiring throng In a n manner to warm tho trio heart henrt of ot tho the grouchiest timekeeper in In the country However hots they had a 11 good old cout at the tho handle of tho the town clock and ho he enjoyed the tho race as much muchas as ns us Uti little fellows We e camo came next And thera's theras s 's tho the point paint Tho The other fellows kept looking around But nut I just plowed rl right ht alon along And pretty soon I saw tho the judge landing banding me mo a handsome silk American flag feet teet with pole Dore cord and fancy top to tho the staff That comes of ot paying attention to your our Job That's how I 1 won that fat tat mans man's race Hero Here you are aro everybody e Seeing Salt Sl Lake car On the tho right you ou alive THE TELEGRAM I and on tho the left lert the tho Best Town on Earths Earth And the tho winner Inner of ot the Fat Mans Man's Derby turned his big tourist touring CD around the tho corner |