Salt Lake Telegram | 1914-05-27 | Page 14 | If You Think That is Punk, Look What Goes with It

I If You Think That Is la Punk Look What Goes With It There Ther are arc numerous dams darns which attract aUrnt the attention of ot mankind The building of n a dam darn does not take long In man many offices one is built bulit in haste And the tho busier the man is with Ith other othor thins things the quicker he can construct th thu vocal plug Like the Old Plute Flute Dam It Is used lo to stop a n flood It stands In tn place of or a torrent tor tor- tor- tor rent rent rent-of of other words It saves untold lives probably livos-probably probably It prevents suicide suicide- certainly It Is hi concrete No clay day bank affair about tho the dam that thal the man ml hastily erects to stay the rising waters of ot some ome crisis Ho lie can hurl It Into place with the speed peed and accuracy of a military engineer When tho the man mall Is overdue and tho the stenographer Is bUll busy with her gum pim or answering an an- the phone call of another admirer while white a order rusts on the desk then It Is that the welling wrath rath of tho the employer demands the stern barrier that pr prevents his dashing his head against all four walls nU of or his handsome office at one time The Plute Dam Darn Is a good one But Dut there are others othAr It If you OU dont don't believe It It ask tuI any busIness business business busi busI- ness man when he is really busy Or else show hoW him B R book agent at Saturday noon when there Is a double bill down at Eighth and n Main