Show z t j Anything to Be First T J 4 l TN the never never- never ending competition t to be fi first s I at sc or other there is an in inevitable evitable crowd of follow up followers rs- rs p and second t string great to trail along after the heroes There was the first man to swim the channel chantie chan chan- tie nel neI the first w. w woman wiman man to swim the channel the first mother to swim the channel the first baker to swim the channel and now it is t reported we are to have the first twins to 10 swim the channel for the year old field sisters are to make the attempt at least Should they succeed there is still room for other glory We have not yet had the fir first t grandmother to swim the channel nor northe northe the first grandfather to swim the channel I The first mother and son or or father and d daughter combination can attempt it and the fir first entire family to do the trick will be worth 1000 Joo a week or more on any vaudeville stage |