Show 9 I Barbs Barbs By By T Tom om Sims When a man can support two 2 children he has iras ten When a acan m mas can cnn support ten children he has bar two tivo I What the world needs is a a. radio set which switches to another st ala sUo tion when one starts reading tel tele grams Women are so fill Kick up ups J al-J most as much racket over a bridge J prize as a man does dues over a golf gol cup Imagine the plight of a l nervous man who got caught in a traffic Jam without any horn to tu honk Bootlegging Is a dangerous bus bus bus- nes ness It leads a man to stealIng autos auto And that's against the law Bet the foreign papers ci Car standing heads Today s o The higher education that wi pay well yen Is aviation aviation- Mosquitoes one might say ar blood relations Rainwater Is soft sott even It rains hard l The Tire younger generations generation's greAt fault Is it has learned things toO b readily from the older j Another chorus girl has married S a arich rich mans man's son She took him at athis his Iris par value I About About the only thing tIring on e earth rth th which hasn't cr ch in the theten aIt ten 3 years ears is restaurant gravy Our next big holiday is ThanS giving Save up a few nickels so you can be thankful then 1 s Happiness Is easy to attain ll necessary is the ability to enjoy d J lag ing the things you dislike J Every reformer reform has his ow pet method for making vice ce versa Mrs 1 Theodore P Persons S Jays woman is not an old an-old old maid at 45 JV ij say she isn't If It sh shO's s narried Stay away from bad company and d you wont won't know enough ough cuss word to call your Our auto when It wo Wet J start IA I 1 A wooden leg isn't as great a a. a shO hI bij r cheap as a wooden head W iP Copyright 19 1926 6 NEA Service |