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Show I , II. Vicious Circle A family who moved from town to the suburbs decided they needed a watchdog to guard the house at night. So they bought the largest dog they could find in the kennel of ft nearby dealer. Not long after-wards, burglars broke into the house. They were not disturbed at all by the dog who slept through-out the burglary. The head of the house went to the dealer and com-plained. "Well," explained the dealer, "what you need now is a little dog to wake up the big dog." . TIME FOR CHANGE "Mother, Mother. Mother, turn the hose on me!" sang little Willie, as his Mother was dressing him one morning. "What do you mean?" she ask-ed. "You've put my stocking on wrong side out." he said. Well Protected In the time of horse-draw- n ve-hicles and rough cobblestone roads a lady and her small daughter were walking through one df the better streets when they came to a por-tio- n of the avenue which had been strewn with straw so as to deaden the noise of vehicles passing a cer-tain house. "What is the straw for, mother?" asked the child. Her mother explained that the lady in the house in front of which the straw was placed had had a lit-tle baby sent her. The little girl nodded her head understandingly, gave the pile of straw another a 1 look, and commented, "She came well packed, didn't she?" Getaway Artist "My papa is a mounted police-man," said little Freddie to his mother's caller. "Is that better than being a walk-ing policeman?" she asked. "Course it is," replied Freddie. "If there's any trouble he can get away quicker." Five for Freshle Soph: "Lend me a five, old man, and I'll be everlastingly indebted to you." Freshman: "Yes, that's what I'm afraid of." WRONG WEIGH pi 0 ffJrZi ll Lady: "I sent my little boy foi two pounds of plums and you only sent a pound and a half." Storekeeper: "My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?" Disappointed . Junior's parents had shipped him off to his aunt's to be out of the way when the new addition to the family arrived. A few days later his father called him on the phone to tell him the stork had brought him a baby brother. "What, only one!" the little chap exclaimed. "Why, auntie's dog just had seven pups." Familiar Voice Voice over the 'phone. Hello, is that you. darling? Darling: Yes, who is this speak-ing? TRUE TO FORM Sister: "He's so romantic. Every time he speaks to me he start. 'Fair Jady ." Brother: "Romantic, my eye! H ud to be a street-ca- r con- - rHictr?" Lai 12-4- 2 iwwi4r4wiiiiii tituvUfc Smmi Interesting Detail HERE'S a wearable daytime with interesting detail in the diagonal lines on dress front finished with novelty but-tons. Shaped sleeves are short or three quarter length. Pattern No. B331 Is In sizes 12, 14, 16, 1R, 20, 40 and 42. Klzt 14. inert siesvs, V'i vards of The Fall and Winter FASHION will ' ttellKht vnu with Its wealth of sewlna in- - formation more American Designer Originals, special feature!, fabric newi free pattern printed Inside the book. 2.1 rentM. 850) Smart Simplicity STYLED to please the woman smart simplicity a neat two piecer that goes together like a charm with our well illus-trated sew chart. Pattern No. 850! I a new-rit- perfor-ated pattern In size 34. 36, 3M, 40, 42, 44, 48 and 4H. Sire 30, short sleeves, it yards of HEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. S0 Bests Wells St CbJeais 1. UL Enclose 23 cents to coins for each psttern desired. Pattern No. Sus Nam - " - Address W For Stuffiness, jjf $f Coughs of Colds Fou know like millions of others how J.Jt!C i 'J wonderfully eflecUve Vlcks VapoRub Is f iW r Wi when you rub it on. M U' Now... here's amazing, special relief when imriMUQ I there's much coughing or stuffiness, that tltwUv . J "choked-up- " feeling. It's VapoRub In Steam V. Uf ... and it brings relief almost instantly! fe f AffINI Put 1 or 2 spoonfuls of VapoRub in a ,U ILtv fJ vaporizer or bowl of boiling water. Then VVVJ breathe in the soothing, medicated vapors. Every breath eases coughing spasms, makes ts&? breathing easier. And to prolong relief rub A f fr C5 VapoRub on throat, chest and back. Iff Use it in steam . . .Rub it on, fool V&VapoRub I Honevery co TX f jmc "time ti&Aiopa Yes, a wing of genuine aluminum metal ffjt inside every PEP package! Body of plane I AL 9 printed in color on ouUide, of package. Put I 'lHWMj N 'em together . . . Z O O M I Directions on ,. mj 7 package. Set of 6. Collect 'em -s-wap 'em! JWI 179 f ' tjrge Mom to buy Kellogg's PEP today. iffIf ) ' Start enjoying crispy, delicious flakes of J5r IUI ( whole wheat. Get MODEL JET PLANE IfJ WITH THE PACKAGE! 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