Show 7 By MAxSON FoXHALL JUDELL MRS s. s JOSHUA By ny y Wallace linea M. M The wives of famous men sad Lad to state 1 Have often had a ha a cruel fate fale It always has been so 50 since tin began Well We'll Illustrate by byman telling of the theman theman man 5 Who followed ved Moses 1 as first In command command com coin man mand d j None other than old Joshua whose band Walked round and round the walls wall of Jericho j jAnd And knocked the city down in Sn on one fell blow S j. j That military te feat t was quite enough To prove that Josh was strictly up to snuff q But one day In a a. most fight tight V J lIe He found he needed just a bl bit more mere mor light jj No OO sooner was It thought than fi was d done For he stood up P and shouted Sto Stop oh oh Sun it stopped It would b bstanding be standing yet Had he not later cried Go on an sit anset set Its It's lucky he was not killed I li that fight Or wed we'd have daylight always amno aria ariano am anji no night Your You sympathy should go to Mrs J J. J For hight flIght and morning following that day She had to hear him tell about his feat S explaining explaining- why It never could b beat And why sh she should be proud It Vo was washer s sher her man Who first devised a Daylight DalIght SavIng Say Sav- Ing plan i iAn An n Interesting experiment Doris You You remember the ol 01 problem of ot the irresistible force ant and immovable the body Maxwell Yes Maxwell Yes S. S Doris Well Well how about the conversation con con- between a barber and h hi his woman customer 5 0 The TIlt Only Exception Shepard Shepard My My wife never sits 1 I Ithe the back seat scat and tells me hoto hoto ho hoi to drive S i Leslie I I you know know j ou have ha coupe Mrs Irs Carroll B. B Tainter WALLY ALLY TilE Tim MYSTIC 1 I Hell He'll Answer Your Questions Question Somehow Most Stoat any old advice at all We Ve keep In stock for short or till tan For lean Ilan or fat tat both girls girl and men menSo menSo So write and write and w wrIte rite again agali r S Dont Don't 10 IJo n 5 Job Dear ally My Iy hearts heart's all aflutter I simply cant can't cut out the butter Nor sugar either a as for that Advise me frankly GETTING TAT FAT Dear Getting Fat S You can you OU kno know Become n. n a freak In some side show how Ro rio get so 80 fat tat It brings the tin tin Or starve yourself until youre you're thin thine Ve e e Give We M e Dont Don't X Lend kudo nd Dear Wally Can you ou lend lencl me twenty Cant Can't do with less for tor I need plenty plent Aly sly ly wife must have a bob and way wave Please help me out or ehe she WILL RAVE My Dear Will till Rave Ran AVe Vp 1 advertise advertiser To help you you-It ou if we can advise This is no bank or ra ran pawn n shop so Get out and earn the needed doug dough Pleasantly Occupied cod How does your our w wife ite ife like living in the suburbs suburbs' Doesn t the tim han hang heavily on her hands hands' Not a a. bit of it She spends th the whole week thinking up things to tome for forme a ame me to to flo around the house on onS on'S Sit afternoons and Sundays Isaac Isaac A Anderson S SHOES Ily Kid IUd Hoot Boot Shoes come in sizes Jest like feet teet C et Gerls s think they are grate if It they thel t naff hatt to tx wear exter little shoes wile nile fellows consider big feet teet a K good sine and dont don't care how big their feet are are although no fellow tellow oum to hove one big foot toot and theother theother the other one still bigger High heels on ladles ladles' shoes m make malj them funny and run even eien funnier They are also dangerous Incase Incase in incase train almost al almost al- al almost case you ou suddenly see a a. most reddY to hit lilt vou OU ou and haff half to to move move- fast but on on the tho other hand celluloid shoes would be more dan dangerous dan dangerous In case of ot a fire The older you are the more attention attention at attention at- at you ou would attract if it V yo Ot went without shoes shoel even i II It there funny lookIng looKing looK looK- ing log about your our feet Mich there gen- gen relly Is Gerls are easy tasy on shoes but a a. fellows fellow's Milow's Mi- Mi lows low's shoes hardly e ever eer er look young yount for tor their age 0 On of a It Idea Passerby What s your good Joke The Other Other Vastly different from that of ot TIlE PIlE F FUN N SHOP editor at least so my friends tell m me Edgar Welch the Grocer over the telephone c Im s SOrry rry Mrs Heller but I cant deliver dellver your bologna until late In Inthe inthe the afternoon 5 |