Salt Lake Telegram | 1921-10-08 | Page 4 | Mrs. Bambino Sees Game Mr. Bambino Only Player

il rsm rs Bambino Sees Game Bambino Only Player Payer United Press Staff Correspondent S BOX The Polo Grounds New York Oct 8 This a-This This is the play by play description of Mrs Bambino Babe Ruth watching the third game of the world series S 1 IT R. R BABE RUTH PUTH comes walking M MR l 1 across the field Held doffing his cap to I. I V L the cheering fans tans Some batteries or other are announced First inning Mr Babe Ruth comes to bat with two two men out and none on base Mrs RuthI Ruth Ruth- I C think my hubby Is about due for a ahome ahome ahome home run ball bali one Mrs Ruth Ruth Ruth-I I think somebody ought to pull Mr Tonney's hair If It he dont don't pitch to Babe Ball Bail two Mrs Ruth Ruth ooh ooh Boo Strike one The Babe took a hefty swing Mrs Ruth Ruth Ruth-I I dare date Mr Tonney to put it there again Strike two two two-a a heftier swing Silence Another higher than the one before and the Babe struck out Mrs Ruth Ruth Gee Gee wiz S Second inning Mr Ruth stands out in left field with nothing to do Third inning Mr Ruth steps to the plate with the bases full and no nobody noody ody out Mrs Ruth Ruth Ruth- Hell He'll smack it a mile Somebody put a sweater on Shawkey as he stood on third Mrs Ruth Ruth Ruth-I I think they ought to furnish fur tur- fish nish sweaters for all au the players Ball Bail one Oh gee they're going to walk him again Foul They ought to give him hima a sweater Hell He'll catch more cold if It they dont Ball two A peanut vender steps in front of or Mrs Ruth Down in front Ball three The suspense is terrible Ruth singled to center scoring Shawkey and Miller Its a good thing he did hit It It Ruth Is thrown out stealing second Hes got a Charley horse and his arm hurts him you know The Yanks made four runs Well V en I guess this game Is about over The Giants made four runs Oh gosh I Fourth inning Mr Ruth stepped to the plate plato with one man out and no one on If It he ho dont don't make malee a homer this time well we'll have ham and toast and tea teator for tor supper Strike one the one the Babe swung hard Loud Louel silence Strike two the the Babe swung harder Louder si si- si lence Strike three the Babe swung hardest Loudest silence Fifth Inning Mr Ruth stands on the coaching line with nothing to do lie lieou ou ought ht to have his suit cleaned Sixth Inning Burns singled to Ruth Hes graceful graceful grace grace- ful ful dont don't you think Seventh Inning The score is tied at four a all lt I tt t think th they eo ought rte t to l let dB Babe to bat t at le least t once I every Inning The Giants start hitting Frisch singled singled sin sin- Young doubled Kelly walked and Rawlings singled Snyder singled Its nice a-nice da day dont don't you think Burns singled Five Giant runs crossed the plate That woman has a funny hat on over there hasn't she Barnes singled Frisch walked and Young tripled more Giant runs crossed the plate I 1 don dont don't t know but what it might rain toda today Eighth inning Babe Is the first batter up U If he dont don't hit a homer well we'll just have ham hamand hamand hamand and eggs Ball one I wont won't even set the dining room table Ball two If he dont don't hit the next one ona well we'll just have tea Ball three and ball four I dont don't think well we'll have any supper at atall all Mr Ruth is taken iut of the game and there Isn't any game for Mrs Ruth nuth any anymore I J I more