Show D DEAD O 8 BEATS TS O OT ON T THE t RAILROADS low how Two Actresses Swindled Gen P cr Agent S S K IC I Hooper of or I n i R I G TRUNKS WERE FULL FUl OF JUNK JUNKS They Thc Shed Tears When II I M l dishing I g C Started to Investigate I Hop Gets Get a i Ticket Tlc et Home There are arc more ways of ot beating a I than riding on n a a 8 1 local nun man man this This WItS was provoked at a 1 discus ion on between traveling passenger gents who had gathered nt at lt the tho Rock Hock Hand Iland lUte were business I It t appears nM there are arc re three actors acton In n Salt SIlt Lake Lako who tito ho aro are anxious to get gel to Kt St Louis Lull tho the only andy being heln that the hey have havo no Ito 10 funds In lieu leu of ot coin ot of f the tho republic these thespians are Iro seek neck In trIg UK to 10 put lut up their baggage which they the value at nt 1206 20 H n M Cu says rays they hey the are arc n r on nil the square and It I was Ins ho vho who was wan Wil asking ono on of ot tho the boys bo s to toonie come onie In and sharo up on the business Then Then It was that tho remark made and 11 nut 1 somebody proceeded to relate a n conversation conver overheard across the tho street tret between Passenger Agent H S K IC I Hooper of the Rio Ho and Harry You want rant to be careful with wih actors Harry de declared dared carrll tho the veteran major just remain remember her ber ar how those girls swindled I us n a cou coupIe pIe do of oC years ago Us ejaculated uniting Cushing you ou mean menn you YOI Ions followed It ft J that there vero tero 1 a 0 couple of ot fascinating actresses who vho were stranded and desired to 10 go nut cast to fill 01 a 1 purported tit lit at nt 10 tl a t week They he told their tale Ille of ot woo voe to tho the Hlo Rho Ho Grande and the Ih out outcome outcome outcome come was wa that their thell valuable baggage Worth dresses from Purls wall ia put up 1 ti In As iM 8 a 1 guarantee of ot good faith the tho trunks wore eru brought up to the ticket The Tho ho girls unlocked thorn them and throw back hack the lids Then hen It I was that ho tIm vandal Harry Cu hlll stinted started to Investigate On 01 the tho top lap of oC the trunks were vere some come very vary swell pieces of ot feminine started to 10 lift Itt them out Then ron the tho trouble began Oh lii h Mr Hoo Hooper r walled the Iho blonde homily beauty that little Ile fat Cat brute Is till all 11 tillIt r It ny lingerie Tut Tot tut Harry Inny shut shutdown down dawn the Iho ltd It give tho the ladles ladies their tickets and Ind expense money see that tho trunks are carefully stored anti on 01 of the tho 20 have havo them forward forwarded ed edThe ct The he trunks nrc still mill at tnt St Rt Louis They The wore were opened the tho other day and anil found to o contain numerous parcels of 01 junk tied up l artistically in wrapping paper which bore boro the tue names of ot prominent ex ox dry dr goods firms That Is why the Hlo ho Ho Grande Ornde looks nt at lt a thespian who to t his hla trunks for tor There Is II another graft craft which Is II work worked ed oil This one Ino won Wl pulled off of on n Satur Batur Saturday day duy In lit the Oregon Short Line ticket educe once The Thc young man nina who worked It vae wn a 1 thoroughbred hobo who bore boro or nil ni the outward evidences of oC heln being n a hop fiend Cloud fend Ho lIe 10 shambled Up tip to the route coun counter ter alil addressed hester Chester Nation Nanon N on Say mister I wish Ish your our road rOd would wire to giving 1 the name of at lawyers In lyel In De Do Detroit trait troit toi Mich and n ked them to deposit enough for tor a ticket homo borne anti and nm also aIM wire wro me tile some ame expense e money cause Im Im broke After sizing the roan up rend and waiting for Cor the tho Inevitable loan In II ad advance adVance vance C Mr took his name and address and ran chances chancA on Oi tho the wire Sure Buro enough h the answer camo caine In II tho the form of at an order for tor ticket but tOrI a no money mOMY JUst J st before the train time the hobo hob was given hum his ticket neil and he ho wont went down to tho the depot That Is I as asfar C asfar far rw as r ho Ito cot got Ho lIe Jo wanted to jo go homo borne to tho old I folks but ho hf wanted 10 sonic somo wo e C Today ho he Vine ins the tho morphine and a R ticket scalper has hat tho the ticket Both Hoth apparently are arc satisfied |