Show Toms Tom's Saved Frisco Pits s By GRIDIRON II Special Dispatch OAKLAND Cal Oct 22 With With a prayer pray pray- I er on their lips in devout offering of thanks over their safe arrival after the f terrifying journey journe across the great American American American Ameri Ameri- can desert and another more dark interiors in interiors interiors in- in siv sly plea gurgling up from their that something might strike the University of California football team before before before be be- fore tomorrow afternoon Tommy Fitzpatrick Fitzpatrick Fitzpat- Fitzpat rick led his gang of gallant invaders from the choo chop train today and amid initiated them into the wa ways s 's and manners of or foreign foreign foreign for for- eign people the residents of Berkeley Berkele Ca Gal Cal alleged U U. U S S. S A A. Now Tom says that the thc bo boys s 's may well wellI offer up thanks for Cor their safe deliverance I as he had to hire three train crews last night to keep them from walking off the platform into the great unknown Tom I says he never seed or heerd of such doas doings doings do do- I ings as them Crimson fellers Cellers' put fellers put on last night Tom says they talked and walked in their theil sleep until the people on the train all complained that the riot must stop or rest would be only a vanished de desire de- de sire Tom says it was simply heartrending ing to listen to the young chaps express their desires as to what they would like todo to todo toh do to the Bruins and Tom says lots t of other h t things g and gu dont don't si believe re that h Tom says them take a walk down there today and ask Tom the dust is all settled settled settled set set- on the highway Wonderful weather is 13 the tIle report sent I back from the front Well they haven't anything much on us liS We Ve have wonderful weather today ourselves In fact It is very few ew communities which can proudly II hold up their heads and say in loud and clear olear accents the that sun has only shown hown once in a week In fact there are aloe very I few communities where anybody could say anything on a day dar like this so be of good I cheer folks the winter has only starred I Bu Tommy and Dean William Leary are arc 1 showing signs of oC wear and tear over the they j I worry occasioned by trying to devise devise I I Ithe nige Ii means to keep the Crimson rl prides s out of the rays of San Francisco's bright lights As the train pulled to a slow majestic and-majestic I stop at the Oakland station there were fourteen people and three boys hurt when the flung themselves widely off the train and with suitcases flying behind behind be be- I hind bind them like streamers they headed in inthe inthe inthe the direction of the Golden Gate crying in agonized tones Wheres the promised ed i i iland land They wont won't even let us sm smoke ke on ton the campus But Tom and Dean William Leary with fearless agility threw their bodies in front of the onrushing mob and called Boys It will only be over our decayed carcasses that you will get into that degrading hole meanwhile pointing accusing fingers in the direction of dear old l Frisco risco Remember the old folks at home concluded concluded con con- eluded the two dying orators and the lads turned around with lowered heads and con I re retraced retraced retraced re- re traced their steps to the zone of safet safety o But be that as it may the squad is feeling fine after the trip and just to spring something entirely new we say that a hard game is predicted and the boys promise they will fight like enraged demons That's something you ou never read before about a football game Address all packages es and telegrams to The University of Utah Football Team ream care of Western Union Berkeley Cal |