Salt Lake Telegram | 1918-06-01 | Page 7 | The McGab Case

The CaseI Case J I Kaufman By Herbert that he lie is at liberty 5 LARENCE wishes to announce C CLARENCE VJ The circumstances which render his services available may mayr r brilliant and expert whom St other persons perhaps explain to sundry S Opportunity has ceased to notice why their talents are are S Last week when old Cyrus Simmons handed Clarence the 6 as follows Young man blackball he sped the tile parting pest o'clock is mouth closing time in this institution and your tongue dont don't wear a a watch Id I'd rather have a thief on the premises than thana tattler I can can get any amount of character bonds and burglary a a profit profitable ble policy insurance but since no company can figure S 5 hereabouts is too perilous against business blabbers your presence for a sensible employer str straight ight to yo yourS r 5 Everything that pours into your ears runs your lips A bottle and a man are equally worthless without stoppers S You have every ability but S Youre so confidential that 1 I dont don't dare confide in I you affairs that Im I'm afraid Youve You've told me so many of your private to mention any more of mine Folks who make promiscuous property of their own secrets manifestly wont won't respect another's S Executive positions are reserved for human safes Concerns must do the next best cant can't patent their future moves so they thing and keep spillers at a distance Ideas belong to find finders rs and about a million dollars' dollars worth of shrewdly conceived and patiently daily where irresponsible asses with developed plans are arc picked up the whispering habit leave them about There is not much more to success beyond realizing what to remember and when to forget and you haven't got the combination You'll be a failure until you prove that discretion S is the greater p part rt of your value v Are you a I Copyright 1918 by Herbert Kaufman Great Britain and all other rights reserved f S. S