Show a I Ld dU Cr UNCLE WAR ICHABOD-WAR ICHABOD WAR CRITIC If It I was Haig by heck hecl says Uncle Ichabod Id jest out face old s- s sI I wouldn't give a rod Id I'd bring my right wing up one side my left lert wing up the other And Id I'd smash h hun hm m with my center till he hollered fer his mother Id I'd disinfect all Europe from that pesky German plague That's what Id I'd do and do it now if I was Haig If It I gad ww Foch b by gosh says Uncle Ichabod Id simply use them Germans fer to fertilize the sod Id I'd bring that army of or reserves reserve we hear so much about And Id I'd stick the Germs Germs' i gizzard and Id I'd bang the German snout And when old Jim Hin yelled Kamarad Id I'd yell back at him Boche Roche That's what Id I'd do to Hindenburg if I was Foch If I was Jack Black Jack Black Jack Tack says Uncle Ichabod Id gather all my Yankee s In one tremendous wad And Id I'd ram em into Germany I wouldn't do one thing Except to show those that a Jack can take a king And I wouldn't stand around waiting a-waiting Dooms Doom's e crack Id I'd git some action quick and soon If it I was J Jack ck If U them three was me says Uncle Ichabod A settin here bere as comfy as three peas inside a pod And not doin doln but to chatter through their hat Or maybe buy huy a a bond or some darn little thing like Ilke that Id I'd like G to even or Id I'd like to odd They'd shot shet up tight and let letU MK U fight says s 's Uncle Ichabod Copyright 1018 1918 8 N N. E E. A. A |