Show I Reflections of a I If 1 Bachelor Girl i Marriage Is largely a state of mind II Some Soule men are mentally and and sentimental senti senti- mental y bachelors forever no matter malter how often orten they go through the wedding wedding wedding wed wed- wedI I ding ceremony There is noth nothing like a before br breakfast breakfast break break- ak fast tast gas attack followed by a curtain of rapid fire tire argument to dig trenches In a mans man's love I The first conjugal lie usually springs sprigs gs from the womans woman's What hat excuse have you got attitude and the mans man's What excuse do you want 1 attitude Anybody can be an optimist after 10 o'clock on Monday 1 morning 1 I. I e e. e after the laundry has gone out the milkman has collected the maid has shown up and hubby has gone off to the office wearing his hilJ Monday morning mornIng mornIng morn- morn Ing aura of sainted martyr There is no U use trying trying g to lull a man back to sleep once yuu you have awakened him from loves young dream by I dropping a bomb on his vanity The average man dreads meeting a strong minded woman almost as as' much muchas as a small boy dreads taking a bath Going into marriage with a sensitive soul arid and an vanity is al almost almost almost al- al most as foolish and painful as going to New Jersey In an open work blouse When a man man declares he has lost his patience his wife sometimes has has has' to suppress her surprise at this discovery that he HAD any Alas Alas' it takes such a tiny little discord discord discord dis dis- cord to turn loves e's sweet song from froma a eulogy Into an elegy Copyright 1918 1913 by the tile Press Publishing Co the New York Evening World J I |